proof- http://i.imgur.com/C8Aq8.jpg

EDIT 1: New youtube channel - Every episode of KVS plus DVD extras and all my other shit.

I am going to keep this thread going as an open-ended Q&A. I will check back in whenever I'm not boning supermodels (rarely). But if you ask a question that hasn't been answered 50 times, I'll answer it.

The number one question has been about KVS season 7 or what I'm doing next? The answer is go to my youtube and share KVS, TOTW, Testees, etc. with your friends. More demand = Networks giving me money to make more shows.

Check out my website, lots of new stuff in the works - Making subversive, uncensored and user gen ad content. Make a cool ad send it to me and I'll promote it on my Network!

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cooltraineradam402 karma

Any chance for Kenny vs. Spenny season 7? Even a little chance?

kennethjoelhotz1057 karma

I would love to do it, I would do 500 more episodes. It's my favourite show in the world. Call comedy central and showcase and bug the shit out of them.

Also, not to be Woody Harrelson, but the more online fans I get the easier it is to convince shitty broadcasters to give us a fucking show.

lorderunion152 karma

What about shooting it yourself and putting it up on something like YouTube?

kennethjoelhotz363 karma

That's not what the show is. I do shit that needs cash. I can't wander around with an iPhone. It's a network series. We did the low budget when it started. Better to do something bigger better and cooler. But I hear ya.

cumberland120 karma

so Spenny is not the problem?

kennethjoelhotz417 karma

No, he is a problem. But that's why the show is so good. It's a series. We need a broadcaster. Simple as that

StevanPls91 karma

How much more do you think spenny can handle?

kennethjoelhotz697 karma

Maybe one more guy in his butt. But 4 cocks is a lot right now.

mikecarroll36081 karma

Are you actually communist, your house is full of USSR stuff.

kennethjoelhotz431 karma

No, it's just shit I collected when I was a kid. Fuck the commies.

Thepappas344 karma

Whats going on Kenny,

I've always wanted to know this; how did Spenny react when you revealed he had been getting blowjobs from a transvestite? Did he flip out off camera or what?

Happy New Years!

kennethjoelhotz832 karma

He basically quit doing the show. I broke his brain. My bad

drukenfighta292 karma

Hello Mr. Hotz. I can honestly say that Kenny vs. Spenny is one of my all-time favourite shows.

My Question: How much of the show was "staged" sometimes it seems that you have planned how something should work out beforehand. I may be wrong.

kennethjoelhotz473 karma

When you shoot for an entire week. Cut it to 20 minutes and add cool music, it's hard to make real things look real.

bigpunisher11290 karma

I go to school at Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario. I was grocery shopping with a friend of mine when I noticed Spenny with his wife. My friend and I approached him and spoke to him for a few minutes. We took a photo with him. Afterwards, my friend pointed out that he looks as if he's been doing drugs. Well, does Spenny have a drug problem?

He also looked very depressed. Well, is Spenny depressed?

kennethjoelhotz531 karma

Yes and I apologize for both

threemileisland155 karma

So he actually got married?

kennethjoelhotz687 karma

I don't know about married, but he just had a baby girl. I hope the family gets her back.

MuseofRose323 karma

I really dont know when your fucking with us or not.

kennethjoelhotz556 karma

That's exactly where I want you

Whiskiie238 karma

I'm just wondering, how's your relationship to Spencer nowadays? Are you still pals?

kennethjoelhotz599 karma

It's getting better. I love him like my down syndrome, amputee, aborted... brother?

gildedyak231 karma

No question, I just wanted to say that I have the most confusing crush on you. You are delightful.

kennethjoelhotz1373 karma

Thanks Spenny. Get over it

bobbybaun64204 karma

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kennethjoelhotz533 karma

Let's just say I'm still scrubbing my finger

threemileisland126 karma

Did you use your stump finger?

kennethjoelhotz212 karma

No, I only use that on hymens.

ike-fox193 karma

Also, can you tell us about the best reaction you ever got from Spenny when he went back and watched the episode and saw the kinds of sht you pulled?

kennethjoelhotz389 karma

Violent freak-outs usually

ike-fox66 karma

does any of them in particular stand out? like did he ever go right off the deep end and start destroying your guys house or something?

kennethjoelhotz75 karma

I love that you realize how fucking crazy the guy went. That was a big part of the show for me was to show people that he was violent and I wasn't. People that are Spenny fans confuse me. Whose side are you on? A guy who's violent or a guy who's not? Thanks for saying that, you really know your shit on the series

Broncos_Fan20 karma

How long did it take him to forgive you for the alley cum in his face?

kennethjoelhotz14 karma

not sure he was still pissed from getting dosed with acid

MurphTurf165 karma

Hi Kenny, what is one of your favorite quotes from KvS that you still laugh at from time to time? for example, "Baby want milk milk" makes me laugh every time i think of you saying it

kennethjoelhotz276 karma

That is one of my favorite lines. So proud of the millions of jokes I made.

kdanger161 karma

Is your relationship with Spenny accurately represented on-camera? Do you get along well off-camera?

kennethjoelhotz496 karma

The show is real. Our relationship is real. KVS was a documentary

garfunkelle160 karma

How aware was Spenny of the show's running joke? Did he know he was always being manipulated and played along for the humor of it, or was he actually that gullible & naive?

kennethjoelhotz325 karma

When Matt and Trey met Spenny they knew the show was real and they put us on Comedy Central. He had no idea, but he's finally figured it out.

gmoney1393158 karma

In the episode where you had to see who could do more with girls, did Spenny really go that far with a Tranny or was that just for the show?

kennethjoelhotz594 karma

Do you actually think he would allow me to fake something like that?

stockweb155 karma

Be honest. Did you ever pork Bianca?

kennethjoelhotz276 karma

No, no I did not. :(

Thatcarterkid132 karma

HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK

kennethjoelhotz629 karma

You could fuck the hole in it.

dog_eat_dog130 karma

In the K vs S episode involving the haunted house:

After that huge construction noise scared the shit out of everybody, how long was Spenny chained in that room before someone finally got him out? Was he just as scared/confused as you and the camera crew were?

kennethjoelhotz238 karma

He was so happy and wouldn't shut up about what pussies we all were. Even though he probably pissed himself while we were all outside.

manchovy_paste125 karma

Hey Kenny. You fucking rock!

I was wondering what your neighbors thought of Kenny versus spenny. You guys made a LOT of noise all the time so either you had the coolest fucking neighbors or they were gone a lot. Like who seriously doesn't notice spenny shitting his pants on LSD in the back yard?

kennethjoelhotz256 karma

They were all crack heads. we lived on Sherbourne in Toronto. It's like Main and Hastings.

Classic45122 karma

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kennethjoelhotz54 karma

no idea, i don't think he ever saw her again

bachinn119 karma

Any news from dr. Goldfield?

kennethjoelhotz300 karma

He quit the show. I made some joke about him causing 911 and he freaked out and locked us out of the store. For the Christmas Episode he waved for the camera and he's got some KVS 8X10 in his window in Koreatown - Bloor West. But I fucking love him. He is weird, crazy and amazing

RzK112 karma

Kenny, I love you, I have a few questions:

In the Sperm episode did you really steal that x-ray machine and radiate Spennys balls or was that just for show? And was the cause of his sickness actually the meat you fucked?


What was the worst humiliation Spenny gave you?

What was the worst humilation you gave Spenny?

Worst being, it was something you would hate to do again.

kennethjoelhotz491 karma

Amazing Question, dying to answer this for years.

I did a lot of things in the show to mislead Spenny, this was one of them. I knew that Spenny was secretly watching some of my footage to see my tactics, even though we had a deal that he was not allowed to do that. Because I felt that would actually ruin our series. Even his crew was under strict instructions not to tell him 'there was acid in the orange juice'. The radiation machine was a plan that I used hoping he would see the footage and freak out. I think I fucked up by putting that stuff in the show. But I never radiated him.

We just did so many episodes and I was editing so much shit, at the time I just thought 'oh that's cool, the audience will love that' but I should've told the audience what was going on. I did so many things that were worse than that for real. In the end I'm just happy that you're so into the series that the things that piss you off are the same things that piss me off.

Thanks for watching.

Fuck the rest of your questions

endless-bummer109 karma

Other then Spencer's mom, what are you working on currently?

love from back East <3

kennethjoelhotz457 karma

Just did a google youtube channel deal. Finally pitching more TV. Cross your fingers for the KVS movie. There's "talk"

bloed107 karma

Does Spenny ever smile? I'm not even joking I've never seen the guy smile.

kennethjoelhotz750 karma

Only in playgrounds

ike-fox102 karma

Which was your least favorite of all the competitions to do?

kennethjoelhotz292 karma

Rapper.

DNAmutator99 karma

What did you do for New Years Eve last night?

kennethjoelhotz642 karma

Didn't get her name

hi-im-that-guy95 karma

Did you ever do things to Spenny that were against your will?

kennethjoelhotz374 karma

Just working with him

subvertc92 karma

Kenny, thanks for doing the AMA, and Happy New Years!

What was your favorite humiliation of Spenny on Kenny vs Spenny? And conversely, what humiliation that Spenny did to you was the worst for you?

kennethjoelhotz196 karma

Oh, so many I loved doing to him. All of them were great for me. Tongue scraping I think was the worst. Number 1 worst humiliation was sitting on a toilet on University Ave. Can't remember the show, it just made me look at my life and think 'wtf am I doing?' But looking back I loved how lucky we were.

BrutusHFX92 karma

So.... who really smoked more pot The crew or you and spenny?

kennethjoelhotz326 karma

Me of course. What are you a Spenny fan?

bugxbuster88 karma

Oh man I feel crazy lucky to catch this AMA happening. Kenny, you're a goddamn genius. KvS was one of the best shows I've ever seen, and I got all my friends into it. We need more you on TV. I mean honestly, the dead octopus episode you guys did should be one of the most famous half hours ever televised. So for my question, seriously, seriously how is your friendship with Spencer after the show? I imagine that he wouldn't want shit to do with you anymore. Haha

kennethjoelhotz226 karma

bxb thank you. I love you. You are the reason I do what I do. It's so nice to hear that you're such a fan. Thank you so much for saying that shit it really means a lot. Forgot your question

ike-fox88 karma

Hi Kenny! Were there any competitions that you guys (or maybe just you) wanted to do but couldn't do because of the broadcaster's restrictions - something just too crazy for television?

kennethjoelhotz149 karma

Yes, always. But dump your pants and those types of shows are embarrassing to me now

Dwellonthis86 karma

To this date, what was the most defining moment in your life?

kennethjoelhotz432 karma

Hmmm... good question. Fuck off

IRodC85 karma

Silencio vs. Maurice Del Taco, who would win in a naked knife fight?

kennethjoelhotz225 karma

Silencio, but Maurice would be too busy masturbating

The_Fetaljuice79 karma

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kennethjoelhotz242 karma

No... but I had to think about it

Kanadier77 karma

I know that you were a war photographer during the Gulf War. Could you share your favourite picture from your time there?

Also as a fellow Torontonian, I have loved KVS for years.

kennethjoelhotz267 karma

It was 1991, I actually sold a Kilo of weed to fund me going to shoot that shit. It was really fucking heavy. I don't ever wanna be anywhere near that fucking shit again. People are fucking crazy. People can show up at our house and shoot us and kill our families at any time. Mankind is fucked. Enjoy your life. Be good.

CA_EA73 karma

Where can I see pics of Spenny's hot cousin?

the_bryce_is_right190 karma

theohgod68 karma

Whoa, she is visibly related to spenny. weird boner.

kennethjoelhotz247 karma

thats why I didn't fuck her. She looks like a hot spenny in a wig

cumberland61 karma

Imagine Spenny's face when he sees this.

kennethjoelhotz474 karma

Spenny won't see this unless it's on poopsexkids.com

beckerist71 karma

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kennethjoelhotz341 karma

No, they let a lot of strangers sit and write South Park with them. I love those boys. I'm especially close to Matt. I can't even tell you how cool it is to be friends with those fucking guys. I will tell you one thing though that I've never ever mentioned before. The first time they met Spenny, the next day they told me 'Do not ever bring that guy out, ever again.'

True Story

McCabbage70 karma

Kenny, what's next for you? KvS is one of my favs and Triumph of the Will was fun.

kennethjoelhotz273 karma

Trying not to get wasted every night or bone too many supermodels

secretusers70 karma

How did the broadcasters react to the "Kennibal" episode of Triumph of the Will? Was it hard to put it past them?

Also, if you could rate Spenny's mom on a scale from 1-10; what would she be?!

kennethjoelhotz170 karma

Kennibal: They had a fucking heart attack.
Spenny's Mom: .001 - and that's just because 'it' has a vag.

MikPick68 karma

What were some competitions you wanted to do on Kenny Vs Spenny, but for whatever reason were never able to do?

kennethjoelhotz331 karma

Tonnes. But the one Spenny wanted to do was 'Who could jerk off more' and 'who could fuck his mother more' but I didn't want to lose

RF8868 karma

What ever happened to pilgoor?

kennethjoelhotz136 karma

He was covered in rosemary and lemon juice.

FoUAnubis66 karma

Huge fan of KvS as well as Triumph and Testees.

Just curious what does a guy have to do to get an autographed pic of ya?!

kennethjoelhotz170 karma

Whip out your tit when you see me

kennethjoelhotz35 karma

aw. thats so nice

SmetarN63 karma

Hey Kenny! I wonder whats going on with the Kenny vs Spenny house now. Is some random guy living there or does the production company own it?

kennethjoelhotz205 karma

It's always been rented to Ryerson students in between our filming. I still hope they haven't found that bitch in the southwestern wall.

stevencat62 karma

What is Spenny up to these days? Does he acknowledge Single White Spenny as a horrible show?

kennethjoelhotz199 karma

He works as a portalette in an AIDS hospice.

CopperMug61 karma

Hey Kenny, fucking love all your work.

What can your fans do to make sure we see more of your ass stuff on TV?

kennethjoelhotz254 karma

Spam/Hack/Embed Any and all of my shit to any big celebrity. i don't know if you guys realize that me having facebook fans, twitter followers and subscribing to my youtube channel gets me shows.

Broadcasters need incentive. The next show I do is going to be fucking retarded.

Fans=Shows

bloodbaff60 karma

Did you and Spencer really have a gay moment in Europe? France I think it was..

kennethjoelhotz194 karma

Uh, he did.

count_dudeula58 karma

Do you have aids?

kennethjoelhotz265 karma

I have maids

Brain-Dip54 karma

Kenny, out of all the outfits and personas you have, which is your favorite?

kennethjoelhotz148 karma

I love Helmet, Silencio, Del Taco, Kenny3000

But my favorite is Kenny.

I really was hamming it up for you cheezers.

opentheanus53 karma

I have two questions.

Are you currently working on anything new? Is there a blu-ray release of Kenny vs Spenny planned?

kennethjoelhotz206 karma

No blu-ray and yes, I am getting back to work. I'm gonna sell a fucking show, pray to god somebody is stupid enough to give me a deal

humphreys51 karma

what is this 'talk' about a KvS movie?

kennethjoelhotz196 karma

I've turned down the movie twice because it was during the series and didn't think we were ready for it. But being a Jew if they wanna throw me millions to make the funniest fucking movie ever. Sure? Why not. Will bail Spenny out of prison and hopefully do it

bendanger49 karma

what was the worst episode for you?

kennethjoelhotz141 karma

I think rapper. Cow. Some of the Season 1 stuff I felt like we weren't allowed to anything. Cuz it was CBC.

R3divid3r48 karma

Hey dude, do you and spenny ever hang out away from the show? If so how is it when the cameras are off?

Do you guys plan on making anymore shows together?

What have you been doing?

Also, I loved the show KVS and laughed at your amazing antics! Keep it up!

kennethjoelhotz305 karma

I'm only allowed to see him during visiting hours at the pedophile wing of the asylum

k12g345 karma

Can we please get a show of just Kenny 3000?

kennethjoelhotz96 karma

Fuck yeah! One of my favorite characters ever. My brother's favorite as well.

bysshe_please44 karma

Thank you for gracing the world with some awesome Canadian television! Which episode was the most genuine fun to film?

kennethjoelhotz129 karma

I think 'fart' was my all-time favorite. 'Naked' was fun too. I loved shooting the show with my pals. It was just us. So much fun. I miss it.

SassyRooster44 karma

Do you still like to nug out ?

kennethjoelhotz127 karma

Nug any more

EmmaOohLaLa43 karma

When are you coming back to the UK?

kennethjoelhotz282 karma

When you get a Burkah law

noddingacquaintance40 karma

Have you tried to give the Segway another go?

kennethjoelhotz81 karma

Fuck you segue, I fucking hate you

Doejah39 karma

is Spenny aware that "Single White Spenny" is probably the worst thing made EVER! Also what do you think of it? BTW Loved Triumph of the Will, if you cant do a 7th season on KVS Please Do more TOTW

kennethjoelhotz150 karma

I'm so happy people loved TOTW. It's so amazing to me that I could do something that KVS loved without Spenny. When I got the gig I literally shat my pants because I literally thought there was nothing I could do that would come close to KVS.

Also super happy Spenny's show was so shitty, even though that's a horrible thing to say about a friend. But he was a real dick to me, and took me for granted. Hope he learned his lesson.

If he has learned his lesson, I'd love to do more stuff, but he needed to eat shit. Cuz he really is who he is on the show, and it really is hard working with such a dick. Especially someone you've known since you were 6. Thanks for asking, nice to rant.

danamal37 karma

Hey Kenny, huge fuckin fan. I'm confident that you wont be posting any pictures of Gurthanthaclops, so in that case my question would be - What competition(s) in KvS did you really want to do that never got approved/aired?

kennethjoelhotz197 karma

Who can smoke more meth.

georgemikefunke37 karma

what has been your least favorite challenge? What has been the worst humiliation for you personally?

kennethjoelhotz110 karma

Check others, answered this a few times. Hated doing humiliations, they destroyed. But my favorite part of the show was when Spenny did a humiliation even though he won. Like in the 'beer' episode where I puked, so I lost... but I made him believe he lost.

ZarboktheMunificent36 karma

Kenny, I am a huge fan. I missed your interview with Chris Hardwick at JFL42 and it was a very sad day for me.

Any chance of you and Spenny releasing the script you did for Pitch or trying to get it made into a movie now that you might have more pull in the biz (and of course barring Spenny not hating you)?

kennethjoelhotz56 karma

The script from Pitch is on the pitch DVD. Right now I'd like to make anything.

kvsf33 karma

Hi Kenny,

Who does a fan have to actively bother to get Triumph Of The Will a second season?

xo

kennethjoelhotz152 karma

Dude I ate a guy. It's over. :(

Jiggyfr3sh29 karma

Are you still good friends with your camera crew?

kennethjoelhotz68 karma

Yes, super close. Hang all the time. Matt's here now

dreamtheater25126 karma

Hey Kenny!

How many times have you gotten in trouble with the law for some of the crazy shit in KvS? How did you get out of it?

kennethjoelhotz110 karma

A lot. We got a lot of calls after shows have aired. Cops are mega fans. In fact, they drive me around like Taxi cabs. When cop cars see me they go 'Hey Kenny, where you going?" and they give me rides places. I fucking love those assholes.

bigpunisher1125 karma

Is it true Spenny went bankrupt and moved to Kingston? He also tried to plug his new show to us that only plays on a channel you have to order. needless to say I ordered it

kennethjoelhotz54 karma

Yeah... he's a bit of a mess. But I love him and miss him. I managed to save all my cash.

bum_alley_rapist24 karma

How hungover are you?

kennethjoelhotz118 karma

My penis is hung over my couch if that's what you mean

antsteley23 karma

when is The Dawn coming out?

kennethjoelhotz97 karma

Every morning baby

EmmaOohLaLa18 karma

Would you ever take part in a celebrity reality show?

kennethjoelhotz70 karma

Sure. My pal Tom Green did it. And I have a lot of pals who've done that shit. Wouldn't do it for the cash or the ego boost, I just wanna do funny shit on TV. But nobody asks me to do anything. I think I'm being ignored, have been for years. Not that I care. I just think that if someone wants to sell Doritos to Canadians, give me the gig. But I really don't care, I'm super happy and I love my life.

thedragoooo16 karma

i'm going to get this photo of your face on a t-shirt. what do you think???????

http://postimage.org/image/4o5cifhxd/

kennethjoelhotz25 karma

Wear a sweater over it.

But seriously, send me the pic and I'll post it

Rizface15 karma

What's the worst physical injury you received during the show?

kennethjoelhotz34 karma

Getting hit by that fire hydrant was the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life

Lonleystoner42014 karma

is audrey your daugther, girlfriend, fukbuddy?

kennethjoelhotz70 karma

all three