IamA 19 year old waitress at a fully nude strip club AMA!

You say your a math major, can integrate my natural log?

If you integrate my parts

How I would love to lie tangent to your curves :)

Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial.

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.

I really wish I was your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

I wonder, at what point, do you motherfuckers realize you're replying to other guys on reddit and not OP.

Hehehe....

How many nerds do you serve a day?

Not enough to ask/care/appreciate my major(s).

OP is verified.

Thank you <3

ITT: people who want to see you nude, myself included.

How do you feel about that?

Honestly, I'm still in the stage where it's flattering that many men want to see me dance, but it doesn't go much beyond flattery.

I've seen three kinds of waitresses in the strip club business...

• Jealous of the money strippers make, and they end up trying stripping
• Jealous of the money strippers make, and they end up bitter, looking down on the customers as losers and the strippers as whores
• Envious of the money strippers make, but realize they're not comfortable taking off their clothes for money and continue to be waitresses.

1 and 3 are fine... if you're starting to turn into 2 quit the business ASAP. You don't want to be 2.

I'm happy with the amount of money I make. It's a side job, not a living.

Has anyone come in with a fedora and tried to educate anyone?

No?

Do the customers ever try to make a move on you? If so, how do you deal with this?

Thanks!

I was arranging a surprise lap dance for a bachelor with some of his friends, and one friend tried to grab my ass. I grabbed his hand, moved it, looked at him and said something along the lines of "That's not okay." He was apologetic and respectful thereafter.

RIP your inbox...

Hence the throwaway....

Have you known of sexual acts or even intercourse to go on in the club? And if so is it something that you would have to pay a lot for or just get the girl to really like you?

I've been working there for a really short time, but I've heard of it happening in the past. The dancers get terminated if they're caught.

I don't know how it really works. I think if the dancer is willing to do it, it might not matter who it is as long as they'll pay whatever the dancer asks. But to be clear, this does not happen here; girls get caught and fired.

Do you ever see yourself becoming one of those old female pimps who smoke using those overly long cigarette holders?

Haha not so much the pimp part, but those cigarette holders just look so classy. Unfortunately lung cancer isn't as classy as the cigarette holder.

are you naked? and where is this club?

I am not naked no, I wear skimpy outfits but all of my areas are covered!

Aaaaand no longer interested

That's what the other girls are for <3

Are you going to school and if so what's your major?

Yes! I'm an incoming sophomore and I'm double majoring in psychology and math!

I would like to have a long math debate with you.

Please do

You may be the only person I've ever heard of to do that as a combined major. It's a great skillset. Any desire to go into statistics or data science?

Not really... I'm not a fan of stats but I am taking a calc-based stats class this semester so we'll see if that changes my mind.

.999...=1

Confirm/ deny?

In my personal opinion, confirm.

What is the pay difference between being a skimpy waitress and a full on stripper?

I get hourly pay, they don't. The girls get tips from the stage, and the majority of what they make from dances.

Don't you hate pants?

So much.

Do you ever feel uncomfortable? Or are the patrons that come in respectable?

Everyone's different. Most that talk to me do so in good fun. Nobody's ever been overtly disrespectful to me since I've been working (which is a fairly short time).

Whats the best way to approach a strip club and not seen creepy as a first timer?

Sorry to say, but it's all about age and appearance.

Just from my initial impressions it basically goes like this: The least creepy customers are those that come in groups of friends or bachelor/bachelorette parties. The creepy customers are the ones that immediately ask me if I dance or if I will give them a dance.

In my state if it is a fully nude club then they can't serve alcohol, so they're called juice bars because the only serve fruit juice and pop. Does your club serve alcohol?

Also, the fully nude clubs (I've never been to one, only heard from friends) have a very unattractive staff of strippers compared to the strip clubs that serve alcohol. How would you rate the hotness of your strippers?

We only serve soda and water!

All of our dancers are very different looking (from each other, that is). I can't say any are particularly unattractive, but the majority are pretty hot.

After working there, how would you say your perception of the dancers and that of the clients may or may not have changed? Be it for the better or the worse.

Some of the dancers are really cool and I like them a lot. A common perception is that they're not "real" people, and I don't think I ever thought about it before, but it's definitely different seeing their personalities. Customers are just as to be expected, and not all are gross. Everyone likes to see some titties, I don't blame them for coming in.

What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you on the job?

I counted someone's change wrong, and gave them a lot extra by some stupid flustered mistake. I had to interrupt the guy while he was getting a dance to make sure he wasn't going to spend all of that extra money and ask for it back.

I'm willing to bet that was a lot more embarrassing to you due to your math major! ...Or was the interrupting the embarrassing part?

Both....... It was horrible. And I have anxiety so my hands were shaking for a good 20 minutes after I realized what I had done.

Math major =/= good at arithmetic. You'd be surprised how quickly basic math skills can deteriorate when you don't do anything less "advanced" than calculus.

This is so ridiculously true. One of my kind of coworkers relentlessly made fun of me for it... I had to explain to him that I will be getting a college degree in mathematics, not counting.

have you heard of the clermont lounge in atlanta, ga, usa? and do you strive to work there?

I haven't, and no. This is a short time job for me to make some extra money.

Why is it that the waitresses at strip clubs are more attractive than the girls on stage?

Because I get you in the door; if I weren't attractive, would any customer want to pay to see what else we have?

How's the pay? Also, what's the minimum age?

Pay is decent... I get $10/hour which is just above minimum wage. I also make good tips. One must be 18 to work here.

Wow that's nothing! I mean- it's like average for a restaurant. Were you expecting to make more? Is that why you're leaving?

$10 an hour isn't average for a restaurant. That's way over what a typical waitress makes.

Depends on your state.

I was hoping to make more, not expecting. And no, I got the job as a temporary position.

Your pops know?

Nope and we're keeping it that way.

How are your tips? Are they as good as the talent?

On average, I've been making around $20-30 in tips regardless of it being busy or fairly dead. Tips for the dancers depend more on how busy it is. They've told me they can make $0 one night but $150 another.

$150 a night is low for a stripper, isn't it? I made that much as a waitress.

Not from what I've heard from them. That's about average for a "good" night. Keep in mind when they're not giving dances, they're generally getting ones, and that doesn't add up too quick. Last night I know one of the dancers made over $50 in ones.

Thanks. Do well in school, live a good life.

That's the plan! This is just a means to a much more rewarding end.

Aww....I just love happy endings!

I should have seen that coming after reading the masseuse ask reddit...

How would you feel if a family member or friend walked in? And have you told them your job and do they approve?

My mom knows and is supportive; she's even said she's proud for how hard I've been working. I haven't really told anyone, but if people were to find out, there's nothing I'm doing that I would be ashamed to take ownership of.

Has any patron ever pooped during a lapdance?

Not that I've heard of.

Weirdest costumer you have had to deal with?

I'm not really the one that "deals" with the weirdos, but I see men leave quickly while buttoning their pants or buttoning their shirts. To clarify - that's allowed while giving a dance depending on the dancer's comfort, what's not allowed is when a customer slowly slides his dick out of his pants.

Edit: Grammar.

Wait, the customers can unbutton their pants while getting a dance?

I suppose... I've heard of it happening. I think the dancer stops them when they start showing their dick, but as long as everything's still in their pants, I think it's allowable.

are the strippers friendly?

Some of them are! Some don't really give me the time of day, others say hi in passing, and some I actually enjoy talking to when there's not much going on.

Are the girls catty or supportive of one another, generally speaking? I've always hoped that there's a really badass stripper camaraderie within clubs, looking out for each other, especially new girls.

Certain girls are friends with certain girls and depending on the club it can get catty, so I've heard. I don't know / haven't experienced my club being catty but it's clear that certain girls are friends with certain girls.

What are your aspirations for the future?

I'm not entirely sure, but as of now, I'm interested in psychology research and utilizing my math knowledge to potentially developing an advanced formula for behavioral prediction.

advanced formula for behavioral prediction

Why not neuroscience?

You're right, why not? I wanted to do that initially but my mom discouraged it because she knows I'm lazy but my path might go that way.

Have you ever met a guy that you've really liked at your job?

My boss is awesome! He's a great guy and has been really awesome to me this whole time. As for customers, no. But some are actually fun to talk to.

how long do you plan on working there? or is this your career plan?

I'm working for about two more weeks before I head back to school. I might pick it up when I'm home, but it's by no means a career or even a long term job.

Do the strippers use drugs?

My manager tries to get rid of the girls that get into hard drugs, but as long as they have their shit together, he lets some weed slide, especially considering the uprising of its legalization.

ever go home with a customer?

Ew no. My boss walks me to my car every night.

How do you go about getting one of these jobs? Just a straight up ad? (not because i want one of these jobs- i don't think i'd get it on account of me having a penis and all that)

Craig's List.

i think it's weird seeing people eat at the strip club buffet while watching strippers! what your thoughts on this

We don't have food, nor have a been to a club that does, so I can't really weigh in.

What the strangest request a patron has asked for?

A guy asked for a hug last night and I thought that was weird and obviously didn't.... It was in response to my refusal to sit on his lap.

do you feel like this is something you will regret doing when you look back on it in your later adulthood?

There's nothing to regret about it.

What is the strangest thing that you have heard of the dancers at your club doing with customers, on or off the night club property.

I've only been working for a short time, but honestly, the club seems very clean. If they do anything they shouldn't, I doubt they'd share it with me.

In that case, just wait until you've been working there longer. My roommate used to have your job, and I will leave it at that =)

Haha thanks I'm sure I'll see some interesting things eventually!

How do people react when you tell them you work at a strip club?

I've only told two people -- my mother and my boyfriend, both of whom knew about my considering the job before I decided to really take it. My mom was supportive with me after ensuring that everything I did was in my comfort zone, and remains very supportive by helping me balance late nights with my other jobs and activities. My boyfriend is supportive, but rightfully apprehensive, about it.

What level of cleaning goes on day-to-day in your club, especially in areas where alcohol (food?) is consumed? Would you/do you eat there?

I don't know how often this happens other than by me, but I occasionally clean the mirror behind the stage, the pole, and the stage floor. I clean the tables every night.

Are you using the money to pay for college? If so, aren't there other jobs that pay a little bit more than 10$ an hour? Just curious..

This isn't my only job, it's just something I picked up on the side, and yes, I'm using the money for college expenses.