I'm ADAM DEVINE! I'm back on Reddit! Lets shut down the internet! AMA!

Do you get fan mail from dyslexic Maroon 5 fans?

EVERY DAY

I thought 14 year old girls just thought I was the sexist dude with an amazing voice for awhile

How much pot will you and Seth Rogan smoke in your upcoming film?

A LOT.

How have you liked working with Sofia Vergara on Modern Family? Also is she that hot in person?

Edit: fixed

Very hot. Eric Stonestreet straight called me out for starring at her butt.

AHHH! I have to go! I wish I could stay on here all day but I gotta go record Uncle Grandpa. Thanks for all of your smart/dumb/funny/stoned questions. You guys are da best.

Can you discuss the movie you guys are gonna be doing with Seth Rogen?

A little bit. Its a big action comedy movie. Seth is helping us produce it. which basically means he helps us talk to dudes in suits that we're to immature to talk to and he also will help us sell our movie to the studio. ALSO, also, Seth and Evan have given us notes to make our movie more movie-ish. It's NOT a workaholics movie but it is starring the three of us.

57 seconds ago and you already have gold. What is this sorcery?!?

He bought it to himself.

I dunno what that even is

On a scale of 1 to tight butthole, how cool is it working with Seth Rogen?

The tightest. The dudes funny and real and not hollywood douchey.

Hey Adam, on workaholics you guys incorporate drug use that i haven't really seen depicted on tv before (whippets etc.) Do you guys get any shit from comedy central about that stuff? Workaholics and house party are great, glad to see you made it. Keep up the good work man.

Thanks man. Naw, Comedy Central are like your buddies cool parents that your parents hate because they let us smoke weed in the basement.

Any sitcoms within the last five years that you'd sacrifice a small-to-extra medium sized person to write for?

EASTBOUND AND DOWN is the funniest rawest show to come out in the past... forever.

Any news on Season 4??

It's coming back in JANUARY!

You want to shut down Reddit? You think you're God bro?

naw, i dont got those big god titties.

Dad Dicks...when does that happen? the moment you impregnate a woman? or when the child is born? because I'm still waiting for my dad dick.

LOOSE BUTTHOLE!

I believe you don't get your fully grown dad dick till you're about 10. You have to have swung on a man regarding a bad little league pitch for your dad dick to fully unfold.

What was it like being asked personally, through his assistant, to sing backup for John Mayer's new album?

Also, do you say "collar-less leather jacket" or "color-less lather jacket"?

I was suppose to say "Collar-less" but my mouth wasnt working well that day...

Hey Adam is it possible if I could i get a copy of your workout video so I can turn bi's into tri's possibly perhaps turn my tri's into god-knows-what?

Dude... I wanna make a workout video. I think workout videos are the funniest things.

How does blake do his hair?

Nothing but a sorcerer did put a spell on his scalp at birth

MARRY FUCK KILL: alice, jillian, blake

I would Marry all of them.

Were you there when Blake broke his back?

yes. it was at our house we lived in together. we were throwing a holiday party. we had a meat and cheese try so you know its real.

What is your favorite 90s nickelodeon show?

I liked boy meets word, and doug, and rug rats, and california dreaming, and scrambled porno

Who is the one Actor/comedian that you consider to be your biggest influence? Who got you into comedy?

I literally cried when Chris Farley died. I did impressions of him on the radio in Omaha where i grew up. They would pay me in concert tickets and Matchbox 20 cd's. When he died I was devastated. I thought he was the funniest man in the world. Sadler was also a comedy super hero.

How do porn stars have anal sex and her colon looks as clean as her vagina? How much prep does that take? Am I correct in assuming that 'spur-of-the-moment' anal can be risky?

I'm guessing they clean it really well with moist toweletts (sp?) and prob dont eat anything for awhile bf.

Adambraj I'm a huge fan of both your shows and your stand up. My question is about the unique references you guys make on the show, do you think you're lucky to have found other people with such a niche sense of humour and reference level, could you do workaholics with anyone else?

(P.s. my favorite scene in workaholics is a toss up between you almost hanging yourself from a tree or you telling Blake to grab his air force ones, when he responds with "I have g-unit shoes")

I'm wildly lucky that people like my sense of humor. I think i'm a 90's kid and I just let that hang out and try not to be anything I'm not. I also think it helps to have gotten "famous" with my best friends so we can call each other out for wearing shiny pants or fedoras or any other pretentious bs.

Is it true that you were at the same brothel in Brazil as Justin Bieber?

I wish

Thanks for doing this! What kind of advice can you give someone who's looking to make it in the acting world?

Don't be a pussy about it. If its something you want. go for it as hard as you can.

Ok. What color are your farts?

green

When do you plan on doing another stand up tour? We saw you in Nashville, and you were amazing!

I'm hoping to go back out in jan or feb.

What is the creative process on Workaholics like? Is it mostly scripted or is there a lot of improv on set?

We write full scripts but when we're shooting we cut loose and get weird. We like to have fun on set and thats the best way.

Hey Adam I am a big fan. Any advice for an aspiring stand up comedian? Also do you guys get as weird on drugs as much as portrayed on the show?

Just do as much stand up as you can. More than what seems normal. Become an addict to it. AND no I dont do that many drugs. The characters on workaholics are real dummies.

Yo Adam whats your stance on OTPHJs and the girls who give them?

They're rough...just take it out the pants, ya know?

What's been your favorite project to date?

WORKAHOLICS seasons 1-4

How much fun was it filming "Pitch Perfect"?

It was truly one of the best times of my life. Louisiana is my second home.

How often do you attend Nebraska football games?

once a year. I'll be at the IOWA game.

Urrr...yeah we're gonna need to see some proof that you've been caught peekin at Gloria's boobs...some sort of description should suffice

supple

Huge fan of the show, my best friend introduced me to it.

1. Do you have a favorite episode?

2. Do you have a favorite beer/liquor?

3. Out of all the famous people you've met, which one was the coolest?

1) Um... I like real time, business trip, checkpoint gnarly (B-rad) I dunno... I really like workaholics. haha. 2) Vodka, bud light 3) Seth Rogan is pretty cool. I also met wesley snipes which was insane.

You're a little older since your last AMA. During that time are you any closer to attaining dad dick status?

nope...no one is pregnant as far as I'm aware

if you could star in any movie ever, what movie would that be and what role would you have?

RUDY as rudy

Erik Griffin was asked in his AMA a while back about who he thought was the most like their character on Workaholics and he said that you were. Can you confirm this? and if asked the same question, who would you say is most like their character on the show?

Um... maybe me. I'm slightly less stupid tho.

Hey Adam!

Who has been your favorite person to work with on Modern Family?

Everyone is cool but RICO and I are homeboys

How disappointing is it that the moderators at Wikipedia are mistakenly accrediting your life work to Denzel Washington?

Edit: Sitting at 69 upvotes now. Nice.

I think that shit is so cool.

Can you make me a hemp necklace?

yES and i'M WILDLY GOOD. YOU want beads? you want it to swirl ??

Did you ever doubt that you'd make it to where you are now.

Ugh...yeah, but those moments we're fleeting.

The Adam Devine's House Party is pretty tight butthole. I'm a big standup comedy nerd. But I've never heard of these people. Where do you find these Mr. Adam Sir?

P.S. I'm your biggest fan, Please let me suck your dick? I give the best toothy bj!

A lot of them are my buddies from stand up that haven't been on tv and the rest we're guys that showcased and I thought they were funny. I wanted the show to give new coics the chance to do stand up but also something a lil weird a diff

great show love you guys but i was wondering how much actual writing is involved in the show do you guys just get a plot and just go from a to b what has your favorite thing to improv on the show

No, we write a script and take it pretty seriously. sometimes when our shooting call is 5:30 am you don't wanna/cant improv so it's nice to have a funny script to fall back on.

How is Alice in real life? Does she still want to strangle the shit out of you three or are you guys friends?

Maribeth Monroe is a sweetheart and nothing like alice but she is wildly when being so mean.

Hey Adam! You are awesome and great and all of that. Do you ever hang out with anyone from workaholics off the set? Who do you hang out with the most?

All the time. they are my best friends.

I saw Erik Griffin do stand-up comedy at a college last year, and he was funny as shit...I distinctly remember him talking about a 18-year old couple up front and how she was probably terrible at dick sucking. They ended up leaving, and I ended up on the floor laughing.

He then took some questions afterwards and he said that you were probably the funniest person in real life that he's ever met, and that Jet Set would always sell Workaholics t-shirts on a beach in Cali when y'all weren't filming.

Anyways, 2-part question: I've noticed a lot of Chris Farley influence in your comedy, have you ever thought about joining SNL?

And, do you have any advice for aspiring comedy writers?

Just do it dude. you cant get experience doing something without doing it. You'll suck for awhile but if its something you really wanna do, stick with it and you'll get better.

Go Big Red?

yup

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Santino is a buddy hes a really funny and good dude

Adam! Loved the into skits for House Party. Question though, how much creative freedom do y'all have in Workaholics?

Btw I'm doing my first bodybuildin competition this spring and want to work some of your posing routine into it. Might be too meta, but it's time to get weird

They let us basically do what we want. com cent has been very cool to us.

Adam! When are we going to get another tight butthole party here in Austin, Texas?!

We wanna come back for sxsw but we we're shooting this year!

Not a question. Just wanted to share my serving book with you (I'm a bartender/server) and tell you I love Workaholics. Later, brah! Check it.

OH I LIKE THAT!

Who are you?

Genuine question, am British.

I'm the lead singer of Maroon 5

I hope this doesn't make me sound like a dick, but it seems like you play the same character on most shows you're on. Obviously, on Modern Family you're basically the opposite of your crude Workaholics counterpart, but you still have that dopey quality. Do you feel like you're being typecast or setting yourself up to be typecast?

I think you just do what you do best. will ferrell, ben stiller, Seth Rogan, sander, black, sasha baron cohen, all those guys do the same stuff. You just do what you do to be your funniest. I'm not Daniel Day Lewis and I'm not trying to be.