Cheech Marin

Too often- TC

Only when the conditions of our parole allow. -CM

Twice that. -TC

I think we're parked -TC

I felt very honored and it gave me more street cred than most Rappers. -TC

Fuck yeah, I did. Thank you. -CM

Sometimes -CM

Why do you ask? Are you a Narc? -TC

Coolest:

Snoop -TC

Tim Leary -CM

Least: John Ashcroft hogged the fucking joint the whole time. What a dick- CM

The DEA guy who busted me (He was undercover) -TC

Jesus-TC

Obama- CM

Keep your head down and swallow through -CM

Don't scratch your ass and smell it in public. -TC

It is the reason we never aged. -TC

Yup. -CM

Alcohol is the hardest drug -TC

Alcohol for sure- CM

By trying to make it an official holiday. Call your congressman. -TC

Working for the man -CM

Diana Ross, because its supreme -TC

Grape Ape -CM