We are JASH - Ask Us Anything!

For Michael Cera: What's it like being an actor, but also male?

I'll take this one, guys.

For everyone what is sex with Matt Damon like?

it's lemon-y.

Limon-y!

Acknowledge my existance!

no!

Why Jash? How Jash? When, who, what's Jash?

These are questions you should be asking yourself.

My family is very conservative. What's the best way for me to "come out" to them as a diaper eater?

Sorry, but I'm about to get a massage.

Hi all, this one is for Michael but feel free to answer at your will.

Michael, what's your favourite dessert?

I'd like to pass it to Tim.

Chocolate slop.

Apart from comedy, what else do you all collect?

I collect animal bones from forest fires.

Compliments.

Festival badges. I have just a shoebox just filled with those badges.

Tim and Eric: Have you visited NotTimAndEric yet?

Yes, love those guys. God bless 'em.

Are all of y'all into the jazz tobacco? The marijuano?

i prefer "jash tobacco."

Reggie you are awesome. What was the inspiration behind "fuck shit stack"?

I was really annoyed with the vapid content of modern hip-hop videos.

Michael, when you get knocked down, do you get up again?

After a while. I ask myself what happened.

reggie: is michael cera as cute in person as he is on screen?

I'll take this one guys.

For Michael Cera; what is your favorite album at the moment?

My ipod broke. I'm trying to get it fixed, received a very costly estimate.

What is the sexual energy like in your new comedy collective?

I'd say it's pretty neutral, which is the best possible way it could be for a comedy collective.

I can't agree. Sometimes it's deafening.

Michael would say something like that.

Tim - my name is Tim too. Do you have any life advice for fellow Tims?

Yes. Try adding a silent H after the T.

To All: Do you plan to do a Full House reboot?

No.

Is there a site where I can submit my resume to join your comedy team? I'm proficient in Microsoft Office and Excel. I can keep records of all your finances while you guys make em laugh! p.m. me for details.

Email info@jash.com

Eric, how did you get hooked up with Beach House? (amazing video by the way).

mutual admiration. and Maryland blue crabs.

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I am one of the few jews with not curly hair.

I would just like to say I'm totally jazzed about it.

you're Jashed about it - meatball.

Let's get Jash to the front page

Thanks Sissy!

What is your opinion on the way twitter is affecting the way jokes are made/distributed?

Shut up.

If you guys were to start a band, who would play what instrument?

I would think that Michael is a bass guitar kind of guy. I'd say Sarah would sing. Eric would play lead axe. Tim would play rhythm vox. I would play the mouth or first chair second violin.

I'd like to take a stab at working the mix board.

What would you say the difference is between a 'troupe' and a 'collective'?

A collective is us collecting our different styles, we're not collaborating on everything, we're just collaborating sometimes.

We're a network that will make stuff. We're not an improv group.

Where can I signup for my JISH membership?

We will link from Jash.com. In legal negotiations, having a HARD time.

Reggie has incredible hair. How much does it all weigh?

Less than you might think. And no, I can't use it as a pillow.

Excited for this. Tim & Eric how is the new adult swim show coming along?

It's coming along great. We're shooting the pilot next week.

This looks like it'll be a lot of fun to watch and for you all to make. You all being from somewhat different realms of comedy, how did this all come together? Who's Idea was this?

The idea of us all being from very different realms of comedy made it all make sense.

Tim is the tip of your finger OK?

Yes it grew back.

Hey Tim, are you still up for lunch in Ormond Beach some day?

No, I don't do lunch but my father lives there. And is probably available for lunch if you keep it on the early side.

Any shoutouts to corporate sponsors? (The most supportive ones)

Mountain Dew Quickfart.

Safe Light Repairs.

DreamDiapers.biz

K-tel records and ISPEP.

I realize you can't answer ALL my questions but: Preferred internet provider?

Darknet.

FIOS.

For Tim & Eric, what would you call your genre of comedy? I can see Eric as being deadpan, but Tim I couldn't say.

Spa comedy.

How often can we expect new content from you guys?

From me every day. Every day a new video guaranteed.

You're not going to be barraged with shit. We prefer quality over quantity. Jash.com.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

66 pounds.

Why can't I see my hands?

We don't answer Carlos Castaneda references.

Fan mail address? I'd like to send the Jash team a couple boxes of premium diapers.

We're strictly online. We don't have an address.

Question for all:

Who smells better, Tim or Eric?

Tim and Eric both smell better than Tim & Eric.

In the morning, I can say that Tim smells pleasantly unfouled.

What is the 2nd best website on the net?

Dell.com

Cnet.

do you guys ever get rowdy on set?

Nope, we're pros.

We're stone cold pros.

are you gonna be making music together or just jokes

I'm just going to be jashin' the whole time.

If you all went on a camping trip, what would you bring? Where would you go?

Yosemite. Found diapers. Mountain Dew Kickback!

What is Buh?

Buh is a subsidiary of jash featuring content created by friends and family of the Jash team.

I just want to say, I love everyone's work. I want to single out Reggie and ask how would you give advice for someone who wants to get started in a similar style of art as yourself. Like equipment to get started and what to look for in an audience? To all of you, what is the one major connection that bound you to start JASH?

You should start by not worrying about the equipment. Just hang out in the scene that you want to be a part of, make friends and then try to get up as much as you can and go from there.

Reggie, how can I get that hair?

Come find me.

Do you guys (JASH) ever plan on doing live shows or touring or anything like that?

We'll be touring online.

Where can I see Piss Cup Live in the near future?

They are playing at Slops tomorrow night.

Especially for Reggie, but everyone, where do you go if you are in NYC for a night?

B&H Dairy on second ave. between St. Marks and Seventh.

Night Hawk Cinemas.

How did Jash become one?

If you read ancient greek mythology, you should be able to figure that out.

Windy city heat 2? It needs to happen

I agree with this.

Would you rather have 100 strawberry-sized pineapples, or 1 pineapple-sized strawberry?

Who eats man-made fruit anymore?

Moutain Dew DOES Fruit. Fruit! 5% of the fruit is fruit.