IamA (Shoenice on Youtube) AMA!

Will you please eat paul blart mall cop?

lol

Hey Shoenice. Me, my fiance and my friends actually watched a bunch of your videos last night. They had us cracking up!

I know you're on the road to sobriety and one of your latest videoes you say that a lot of people were unsubbing because of the lack of alcohol slamming. I for one just want to say that I've watched your videos for a long time and I'd rather you be sober and healthy than hurting yourself.

My question is: Where do you want to be in 5 years? As in: on youtube and life.

Love ya, man. Hope you stay healthy and well!

alive, lol

Do you regularly consult your doctor about your activities?

helll no

Wait, didn't you already do an AMA?

Also, have you seen H3H3 productions? They called you the moral center of youtube

yeah, they love shoenice, i want to collab with them. and other AMA didnt have enough proof from video i made, this one will work !

Is there anything that CAN'T physically harm you, that you refuse to eat? Or eat a second time?

tomato

Shoenice, do you have nice shoes?

no, black target cheapies

If you could suck the dick of any person in history, who would it be?

my own

What was your favorite thing you had to eat/drink? Also, favorite video game?

liquor, GTA

Have you ever had to get your stomach pumped?

once

Why?

Yup

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the tuna smell of your mom's crack

Where is the proof you're not a CGI government experiment?

Lol

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yes, liver is good

What branch were you in and what rank are you? I'm im ROTC now and I'm joining the Air Force in about a few years after school is done.

e-3 army when i was discharged. lol. i know a family who has a kid going to air force, he is in college rotc

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never was. lied on youtube to get on tosh.o . they needed a homeless youtuber

Why 2 ama's within 24 hours?

fell asleep and didnt provide enough proof

Do you and Kevin (LA Beast) actually hate each other or was that all a joke?

i dont hate anyone

Do you ever want to get re married?

If you could drive any car what would it be?

What's your favorite "nice meal" to sit down and really enjoy?

no, mercedez chicken parm

How did the name shoenice originate?

called shoe all my life. my last name is schewe

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chicken parm. trump. no where . billygoat

Hey shoe, love your channel and how you interact with fans. Who's your favorite youtuber?

shoenice. seriously, i dont enjoy any other youtubers vids, lol

what music do you listen to?

taylor swift - slayer , everything

Thanks for the great videos. What's going to be your next big challenge? How dry was your mouth after eating deodorant?

i dont know what my big challenge will be next

What is it like to be the moral center of YouTube?

Pretty awesome

Hey Shoe! Big fan here. I hope you're doing well with your sobriety. I still look forward to watching your new videos. Stay strong! That said, what's the most regrettable thing you've done after one of your liquor slam challenges?

went into public and got arrested

If you could go to any time in history, where would you go and what would you do?

Roman empire, have an all women orgy

What is your favorite Strand so far? Are you big into oil? I just picked up some Blue Jesus from Dan dudes, taste like the blue pick sticks. Shout out from Spokane WA

sour diesel

Which type of liquor was the hardest to slam, the everclear?

moonshine

Are you afraid one day drinking like you do is going to kill you? Do you think that it's sometimes a "bad idea"?

I quit, been sober 32 days, done with that

What goes through your head while chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels?

Let me live through one more

why do you hate ted barrus so much?

we are friends

Shoenice AMA in a nutshell:

Redditor: Your favorite thing in life ?

Shoenice: Your deceased mom's pussy.

Redditor: You da man!

When you've said you have the most loyal fans it was really true ! They all came from youtube to reddit!

Thankyaw

How do you prepare yourself before chugging/eating all those things in your youtube vids??

get high and drunk

Hi shoenice. What would be the top regret you would say you've experienced in your life? Either from young age that still affected you today or from older age.

no regrets

Shoenice, do you still drink cranberry juice after your stunts?

Sometimes

Do you see yourself getting over your "addiction" anytime soon? I'm sure your intestine it's fucked

Been sober 32 days

One of the things you're famous for saying is, 'Fack yaww!' But what happened to the forgotten, 'Nyack Naww!'?

looooool, oh yeah

How did you feel after eating the meat with super glue? That's actually my favorite video from you.

I felt fine

How do you like your steak cooked?

Medium well

Do you eat ass?

A clean hot womans? All day long

Serious question: I know you've joked about it before, but why don't you blink? I've been trying to get a straight answer for years...

Disorder

Is there any chance that we are going to see you eat a turd? Just to see how it compares to the taste of liquid ass.

no

Hey Shoenice, out of all the stuff you've drank/ eaten, what were the most difficult to keep down?

Also, do you plan to do anything with H3H3?

Papa bless

Bad banana

Do you get any hate messages?

Lmaooo. Haters will hate. They are my pencil dick puppets

How do you feel about Filthy Frank?

crazy

What was the worst thing you ever ate?

liquid ass

Hey man have you given thought to eating that Totinos pizza roll smoothie or McDonalds #2 and Coke smoothie?

Sure

What ever happened to the video where you did a chubby bunny challenge of lit candles over your laptop and got wax on it? I have the audio saved because it cracked me up, but the video is nowhere to be found.

i have no idea

You have 540,000 subscribers, but you only get 7,000 views....Do you have the worst ratings on youtube, and, why is your channel failing so badly?

hi pencil dick puppet #2 ! srry i left last night, i have....what is it called again??? oh yeah, a life.

Hey Mr. Shoenice I have another question. What is your favorite Tv show/shows?

ax men

I see you on 16th St from time to time wanna grab some lunch?

Sure email me chrisschewe434@yahoo.com

Will you ever participate in a food eating spectacle, like Nathan's hot dog eating contest? Also keep up the Lord's work

Do nathans when they dont allow water

Hey, Shoenice! What's your motto for life?

Pot and pussy , all a man needs

Would you have a JewBBQ with me?

ok

Is there anything you've eaten in a video that you still snack on from time to time?

Paper

Shoenice, what is the best thing you ever ate/drank in a video?

Chocolate cream pie

Why were you such an asshole during the King Of The Web competition?

Wasnt me. People started it, i finished, now fak off

Do you remember when you chained yourself to the fountain at UAlbany in protest of the cancellation of fountain day? I have a picture with you and my old roommates somewhere. I'll post when I can find it. Everyone also loved seeing you randomly around Albany yelling shit out of your car at people...good times

Thankyaw

I heard you did a video with Crutch_420, but Joe Kidd lost the footage. Would you be willing to do another video with him?

how do u lose footage? lol, i am good. got my own weed channel to work on.

I find it fascinating how you can drink so much. Personally I can only drink like 6 beers or 5 shoots. Have you eaten durian before? If so, how was it? If not, would you try it? Thanks!

I need to do a durian fruit

Public trolling are your best type of videos. Anyway, how many people do you think you've got with the volume trick? Nyack naww, thank yaww, P&P, smoke bowls, and save souls

I got 1000s with that trick

Hey shoe, dont take this the wrong way but do you have a character for your challenge videos? I've seen other videos where you arent doing challenges and you seem to speak totally differently.

Yes, its called acting

How does it feel to know that your own son (whom youare not allowed to visit) sees only videos of you drunk, drinking, high or smoking weed?

could visit him anytime. i just hate them fuckers *my old family. i got a nice new one ! lil jr on the way !

Hey Shoenice, could I have a response from you that is longer than 4 sentences? Thanks!

No

When you started you said you were going to end world hunger by using your influence to blackmail companies into helping the cause.

But years later you really haven't done anything. Why?

it is coming ! just laugh for now

What are some youtube channels that have worse ratings than yours?

Joe askme's grandmas account

Why are only 1.5% of your subscribers watching your videos? Is it because your videos are garbage, and people only wanted to watch you drink yourself to death?

Its all about shoenice420! , a new start with google adsnse! Fuck my main channel

Do you love me?

Of course

Where did that video go when you smoked bong few months ago? lol.

Go to shoenice420

Or go to my 12yr scotch alam

How much of your Youtube income is spent on alcohol?

i dont drink. 32 days sober. you will have to come up with a new question douche lips ! keep the questions coming !

Hey Shoe why dont you should do 1g dab challenge take the big sleeebss? thankyawwww

Ok

Ever considered filming a documentary? Call it "walking on thin nice" lol

Epic title

When are you going to do strain reviews? You should stop slamming bottles of liquor and start smoking ounces on your vids instead :)

Ummmm, go to shoenice420 on youtube

Shoenice! I tweeted you while I was in Denver and invited you down to a billiards hall for a free drink back in late august, would you have come down if you read the tweet earlier than you did? Also, is there anything you refuse to eat no matter what?

Yeah

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where is that? would love to send it to liveleak, never ate my own shit, but i tasted the corn out your grandmas ass

Favorite challenge you've completed? Least favorite? Anything you really want to try, or hope that someone doesn't ask you to try?

Chocolate cream pie. Cactus

What do you say before someone says "you're welcome"?

Fakyaw

Shoenice, I'm your biggest fan. Congratulations on staying sober!

Please, could you give me a signed photo on Snapchat? That would totally make my day. :D

yes, in a bit, snap me for it

What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?

i dont drink

Congrats on sobriety! What made you decide to finally get sober? The fish sauce stunt seemed really dangerous. Can you tell us more about that?

the time had come. and i almost died from dehydration

Do you know that most people use adblock and your meager YT income will be even less?

$3500 plus a lifelong annuity payment for an injury is plenty for this non-drinking pothead ! and keep watching my vids for your share of my $$ for weed ! it isnt cheap here

Would you rather eat a lawnmower or an entire wrestling ring? Thank yaw

lawnmower

Did you used to live in New England?

lynn lynn city of sin

Hey Shoe, have you done really spicy kinda challenges on the channel? Like a naga or something?

ghost, habanero, trinidad

From your 10 television appearances, which one did you have the best time on? Have you considered doing a collaboration with fellow YouTuber Shoe0nHead?

probably tosh.o , but most were video spots bro

What is your least favourite food?

green vegetables