What are you, Diplo?

It seems people confuse me for him when I get to my green rooms or hotel rooms.

What's up man, I love Undateable especially when you guys went live.

My question is, how does it feel to be Justin Bieber's favorite comedian? Also, any chance you come back on Workaholics as Topher for another episode?

Thanks for doing this!

I like being anyone's favorite. Always a compliment. You'd have to ask the workaholics guys about topher!

Loved your impression of Rick Grimes. Do you actually watch the walking dead?

Every ep!

Your Vine in the airport of that guy that looks like the old man from Jurassic Park is too funny, man.

When you're like, "sir, excuse me, how was Jurassic Park, sir? Sir, how was Jurassic Park?"

Have you ever been caught by someone when making a Vine like that?

Never once! I'm covert.

Is Rog actually F-ing crazy?

I think he thinks he's being funny when he says that. He's not really that crazy though if you ask me. He just says stuff.

Have you ever met Donovan McNabb? What's he like?

I've never met him but Rog wants to meet him very, very badly.

I know you still do ten minute podcast, but do you still keep in touch with Bryan Callen?

Who's that?

Chris, is a hot dog a sandwich?

No and neither is a hamburger.

Hey Chris, how often should you reuse material at open mics? Should I be doing almost all new material weekly at the same mic?

No way dude. Stick to what works and flesh it out. I don't like when people do new shit all the time. The stuff never gets good that way.

Can you respond to this so that I can finally tell people I've had an interaction with a celebrity?

Yes but this is a sad as shit post.

Why does Bryan Callen know s'little? And do more tmp ya dough goat

h'dumb.

Are you aware of Bryan Callen's porn career? Because I'm pretty sure he's the guy on the top left of this poster.

Holy shit that looks like him hahahahahaha.

Are you bae?

No. I used to be but not now.

I loved Incorrigible, when's the next Netflix Special?

Not sure but working on the material now.

taking material from an AMA to put in a netflix special.

Ballsy, but I'm interested how it turns out!

lol

Hey Chris, I can't get enough of you in Undateable. Definitely my favorite show on TV right now. What's it like doing the show live? Do you have more fun with it? Also, any talks yet about another season of it?

Way more fun!

What are your favorite shoes in your collection? Your snapchat is hilarious by the way! Thanks.

Too many to choose from!

Diplo or Trump?

Diplo for prez.

What is your routine/ pre-show ritual before putting on a performance?

Fighting anyone in sight.

Hey Chris, saw you at the Ice House in Pasadena a few years back, it's been great to see you doing so well! What did your parents want you to do as a career and how do they feel about your current career path?

They are really proud so I'm happy. I think in the beginning my father was skeptical about me being in the biz... but he's relieved now.

I'd like to see Rog, Terry and Phil to a crossover, Avengers style. Do their lives all take place in the same universe?

They do yes but I don't see a crossover.

People don't know this but Phil is Rog's brother.

Do you consider yourself to be more French or Japanese as shit?

GOOD QUESTION. I think I'm a little of both.

Who's the best QB in the NFL and why is it Donovan McNabb?

My buddy Rog LOVES DM

Chris do you watch marvel movies? If so whats your favorite, and if not why dont you?

I do! I liked Ant Man. he was small as shit. Cute.

Hey Chris, I'm a relatively new fan, my boyfriend got me hooked and your drunk girls skit makes me cry every time, I love it.

I follow you on Twitter and I see you get a bunch of hate from people, is it rough on you always seeing that negativity? (Ps, don't listen to them, you're fucking hilarious)

Also, I loved you on workaholics, are there any other shows that you love and really want to make an appearance on?

I don't get more hate than the normal person. I just RT it more and like to put people on blast it's fun because they think I won't see it. Then I retweet it and they get all frazzled. Fuckboys.

Who wins in a fight Russell Crowe from gladiator or Mel Gibson bravehart?

Crowe

Do you wish they would put some respeck on your name?

Stop playin' wit my name.

Is it ok to put pineapple on a pizza?

Absolutely fucking not.

did Justin Bieber actually cry a little at his roast like Kevin Hart said? lmao

No. Not that I was aware of.

Is Terry really dead?

Yeah he passed away. Trying to dig up archive footage as we speak.

Are you that fit bloke who was Whitney's boyfriend in that comedy series?

No that was Blake Underwood.

Awesome seeing you perform when you came through Spokane, WA. (saw you on my birthday) i dont need to ask when you'll come back. We'll know. here's my question, through the years of you doing stand up, how have you overcome dealing with hecklers?

regularhumanmode

I don't think you overcome it. I hate hecklers so much. So so selfish to the other people who paid for a show to just blurt out shit.

How's it going today?

GOOD!!!

I love your show Undateable on NBC. What's the word on Season 4? Are there any other tv or movie projects you're currently working on or involved in?

We'll find out in about a week on season 4.

Why wasn't Glory Daze longer? You were fantastic in it. :(

Thanks because no one watched it.

Are you going to come to the UK? Me and some of my bronies saw you in LA last June and you were genuinely fooking hilarious.

Thank you my man. Trying to get out there!

Hey.... hey dad? Whats up, im here now.

Go to bed it's 3PM.

How do you stay positive always?

I don't.

Any hope for a Terry 2: Electric Boogaloo?

There were 5 seasons of Terry so there already was a Terry 2 get your facts straight.

Do you prefer orange or pink shirts? (I love you and I'm not very creative, don't hate me).

Hahaha thanks. Orange.

How often do you encounter drunk girls?

Every night they are everywhere dude come onnnnn.

Would you consider making a reality TV show with myself and a friend knowing no information other than the fact that we are both hilarious?

Of course I would how could that go wrong?

Hey Chris, i'm a huge fan and love your work.
1.What is your favorite stand up routine you have ever done?

1. How were you able to keep it together during your drake skit at the laugh factory.

Thanks for the AMA, you can't fade me.

I didn't keep it together I was laughing the whole time.

How the hell do you come up with your snapchat characters?! I laugh so hard at them I think I might die. Just kidding, what am I, effin crazy?

I just do what I think is funny I don't really know haha. I don't like all the filters but if I come across one that's funny I just go for it.

Is Ron Funches better than you at every game? If not, what games?

Every game yes.

Hey Chris! You're my new favorite comedian, Incorrigible was awesome and I can't wait for more. When you can't keep from laughing at your own shit I lose it haha.

I like the way you laugh at haters on twitter, got any advice for learning to not give a fuck what people think or say about you?

Haters are part of the fun. Thanks for the love. I laugh because I think my shit is dumb.

Where did your obsession with Diplo come from?

Just a funny name. Thought it was the funniest DJ to do it with. I like him.

Why do you have me blocked on Twitter?

Probably because you were an asshole.

If given the chance, would you press a button that wipes out all human life?

Yeah except for Diplo.

What is your go-to song right now?

Anything by Celine Dion or Beyonce but I need an hour to listen to Lemonade. Hey Beyonce make shorter songs.

Hey, Chris!

I fucking love Incorrigible, your bit about Russians in the valley kills me (I'm a valley kid myself). Youve mentioned before that you're sober, you don't drink or do drugs - What made you decide to be sober? Is it an uninterest in the whole thing or was there a specific reasoning behind your sobriety?

I never really "decided" it so to speak. I just never have done drugs or drank. Very odd I know. Just never have. Don't really know why haha.

If you were going to die indefinitely tomorrow, what would you do today?

Probably spend it watching the Inspector Gadget movie with Matthew Broderick.

what's happening with Rog these days? you think he'll ever meet Donovan McNabb ? Is Donovan the greatest ever in his honest opinion ?

He sure hopes so.

have you ever been on the Bob & Tom show?

I have yeah.

When is your Lip Sync Battle going to air and what songs did you "sing"?

I think in June but I can't tell you!!! You'll have to see for yourself.

Who's your favorite comedian?

Right now? Bill Burr.

Hey blanka, any movie roles coming up?

Movie XOXO come out on Netflix and Flock of Dudes in theaters.

If this whole comedy/acting thing didn't work out, what in the fuck would you have been?

50 Cent.

Ever thought about recording an album? You have crazy vocal range

No I hate real singing. I'm not beyonce.

WALKING DEAD SPOILERS

Chris who do you think Negan killed in the season finale?

Donald Trump.

When is Rog going to start his comedy career? Love that guy.

That's a drama.

What's with the Coachella beef man? What are you 'effin crazy? just kidding. Have you ever met Diplo?

I have never met Diplo no.

Coachella is a no go for me. They're all cows.

Hey Chris, any plans to come do a show in Atlanta any time soon? Would love to see ya in person!

I go there a lot. I love ATL.

You looked pretty shocked when they dropped Justin Bieber at the start of his roast. Did it not go entirely as planned?

Had no idea.

What was your favorite/least favorite thing about stopping in Saint Louis last weekend?

The crowd was the best!

Chris! Your stand up is hilarious! What is your favorite time that you've been heckled either on stage or on Twitter? Thanks for doing this!

Being heckled sucks. There's nothing "favorite" about it. Comedians hate it.

Chris, I've been a fan for years and I will always travel to nearby cities to come see you, but please for the love of god can you come to Cincinnati?

Do you still hang out wit Bryan and Will, and can you please pass this message to them? "Will, I love you and Bryan I don't love you- from Meghan"

Any news on how Bryan's fan is doing these days?

Ill be there at some point! Thanks for the support.

Who has given you the best advice about your career or stand-up material?

Alex Raymundo. "It's not going to go how you think it is."

Bro, did you ever get into contact with that dude with the vowels for a name from your weirdest set ever? You know, Mr. Aaaeioouoouuuaaiuoo Oh who definitely has a banjo?

For reference

Oh god so many people think that clip is a foreign guy that I'm making fun of. It ISN'T. It was an american male that was fucking with me the whole time. Can't stand when people get all up in arms about social justice online.

Is there still hope for that chank smith movie i think you mentioned you were writing at some point?

Lots of irons in the fire. We will see! Thank isn't dead yet.

What's your favorite food?

Chinese people.

What is your honest opinion on JB, and how did you feel when you roasted him?

He's a good kid.

What's your opinion on yass kween?

What's that? I'm 36.

What was it like going from your college experience in new york city, I think you said you would wake up very late and just go to the gym, to being an active stand up comic?

Yeah that's right. I was nocturnal basically in college. But I didn't start stand up till I was 25 so that was a few years after I got back to LA.

Can you name three dudes you'd definitely for sure go down on?

No.

Saw you in Minneapolis last week and you killed man. Love Undateable too.

Do you particularly like any cities more than others? What's your favorite thing about Minneapolis?

I loved the crowds there in Minneaoplis. Also that city is so clean dude!!! How do you keep it that way?

Are there any people in the entire world you would consider shaving your beard for?

I'd shave for Tupac but he's dead.

Has anyone every confronted you about you snapchat videoing them?
PS my dream is to one day make it in ond of those so come back to New Orleans!

No no one ever did.

Two questions.

1. What's your leg workout for all that kicking?

2. Was undateable cancelled? I never saw any notifications for it.

the kicking is my workout.

No it wasn't we find out what happens to it next week.

Im such a huge fan. Ive met u twice and your one of the sweerest people I've ever met. Do u do meet n greets at all your shows?

No only the smaller shows usually!

Have you fucked Maxx Bosworth yet?

hahahahaha.

Will you ever come to Canada on tour? Loved your work since I saw you on Whitney.

I always go to canada. You don't follow me on social media I guess.

How much of your set from the Bieber roast did they cut out of the final broadcast? Because I feel like we missed out on some solid gold.

So much.

What's the first joke you told at your very first show?

It was a joke about that show 24 how jack bauer is always in a hurry.

How many breawrs are in Don't Lose My Number?

I don't remember but there is a youtube video someone made about it. So so so many breawrs.

How much of your stand up is improv? You seem to have a lot of fun and laugh a lot while you do it.

I don't know how to answer that. I go up with material and sometimes I veer off and just start fucking around. I mostly do material though. You're talking about the Laugh Factory clips that are improv mostly. I only let LF put up clips that are not material.