We are Luis J. Gomez & Ralph Sutton, owners and operators of the GaS Digital Podcast Network AMA!

I’m tired of your shit, can I smell Kim’s panties?

Zac get back in your fucking cage.

Is Dave Smith contractually obligated to not tell any jokes or it's just his choice?

You can purchase Dave's highly acclaimed debut comedy special Libertas at gasdigitalnetwork.com

1) How much ball park did Cumia pay the Skanks individually? Was it more than say $150 a person per show? Yes or No is good enough.

2) Do you think Cumia had sexual relations with Sue Lightning?

3) Will you admit that BOTBAB is shitty time waster that has run its course?

4) Has Ralph made any headway in finding that Peter Steele interview from years ago?

1) Yes 2) 100% 3) 95% 4) No it's totally gone - Ralph

Will Tom Myers be booked for skankfest?

Still reviewing tapes.

Will you have Chip Chipperson at Skankfest2018 so him and Dave Smith can finally settle their beef?

Haha... Jim Norton will be at Skankfest.... Ari Shaffir already spoiled that. Dave and Jim are cool... I will ask Jim if he's interested in doing a live chip..that would be great!

Hey Luis, did you see this video compilation of all the times Rogan disagreed with you when you were on his podcast?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MlFU8I00H5Y

It’s especially weird how it seems like he won’t even make eye contact with you, and how normally he’s so “open minded to new ideas” but not any of yours, apparently. Did you make a joke about his height before you went on the air?

Yes I saw the video... I guess it's all about perspective... Some would say it's me disagreeing with Joe. I'm pretty fuckin' alpha bro... so ya know.. he may have just been intimidated.

why are you ruining your show just because your girlfriend lets you cum inside her, Luis?

She makes me pull out

Why is Sherrod Small seemingly friends with you? He seems like the most annoying man ever.

Friendship is subjective bro

How does nick mullen feel about you stealing his bits? He was the og Puerto rican rattlesnake real ass dude. Not cool bro

Parallel thinking bro

Other than Cum Town what shows do you wish you had on the network?

We've talked to a bunch but have not always been able to work it out. Not saying that we can't in the future.. some we would be interested in are:

Ralph: Gilbert Gotfried and Jericho are two that I'd love to work with

Luis: We have talked to Mike Recine recently and in the beginning talked to Ari Shaffir and Sal Vulcano about doing their pods on the network. It has to make sense for everyone involved. A show like Cum Town doesn't make sense. Nick is super motivated to do everything by himself so he doesnt' really need what we offer.. Same thing with Ari.

A show like Cum Town doesn't make sense. Nick is super motivated to do everything by himself so he doesnt' really need what we offer.

No offense meant, but good. Nothing should change the dynamic and setup they have at the moment. It's perfect. Not a slight against GaS at all.

None taken. I am the same type of guy. I just started my own network with that drive.

Why won't Jim Norton publicly acknowledge his relationship with Cam-Star Princess Alena? has Jim ever brought the Princess around? have you met?

I don't know what you're talking about. I am assuming it's a tranny. It's a tranny right? No I haven't met "her".

what does Kim Congdon's cunt smell like?

Brb

pennies

How many "Caveman Nitro Energy Drinks" does Kurt Metzger consume per day? Does he still buy "Caveman Nitro Energy Drinks" from a shady Dominican guy an eight ball at a time?

I tried that stuff. it ain't so strong.

Luis, have you ever met a die hard Dave Smith fan in real life? How much of a douchebag was he?

They are a nerdy bunch. They are out there though. Dave and I co-headline a lot on the road and he gets hard core libertarian fans that come out and stare at me like im fucking a baby on stage.

How many comics has Shannon fucked?

Hmmmm.... I don't think any to be honest.. She's fooled around with a few :)

Does Big Jay smells like french fries or it's purely a visual thing?

He smells surprisingly nice. At all times. He uses a lot of products.

Why do you have your girlfriend on the podcast ever?

I think she's funny and she's around a lot so when someone bails or we are on the road it's super convenient. She's a pretty fucked up depraved chick. Give her a chance queers.

You sound like bill burr

this is literally the nicest thing anyone on reddit has every said about me

How many GaS digital subscribers do you currently have?

We will never tell :)

it's 3 times more than we ever imagined.

Can you have Nick Mullen on your shows more so that they'll actually be funny?

I try every single show. He's a busy boy.

Who looks more like a Jew? Ian Fidance or Ari Shaffir?

po-tay-to po-tah-to

Ralph I'd say Ian but only because he's short and most jews are short.

Have you ever tried explaining to Kurt Metzger that everyone on the internet is funnier than him?

I tried. then he flashed a light in my face and tried to beat me up.

How much does it anger you that Kelsey Cook did late night? A barely comic that still opens.

Kelsey's cool. There are so many worse comics that get opportunities. I'm finally at a place in my career where I don't look at the accomplishments of others as a gauge of my own success.

(ralph is looking at pictures of Kelsey Cook)

How many Russian runaways does Ralph have at this very moment, locked up in his room?

Now none... typically 3-5

("years old" - Luis)

Why did you leave compound?

LOS left compound because we couldn't come to terms on a deal financially. We weren't that far off but we couldn't make it work. We were also starting GaS Digital at that time whether LOS re-signed or not with Compound... LOS coming to GaS Digital was a big reason why we started off with so much traction.

Did you know Anthony cumia was a pedophile before you signed onto his Network?

It was the reason we signed on to the network.

Why are black people who aren't named Michael Che still allowed to be guests on LoS?

Who are these black people you speak of?

https://i.redd.it/gjtia27jqohz.jpg

Did Jay ever explain the context to this photo shoot?

haha... yes .. it was taken years ago by our friend Heidi. He was so uncomfortable... Why did he do that... why?

How did Ian’s dad die? (I already know I just like to laugh at him)

hahahahahaha

Does GaS Digital need to have a significant amount of real subscribers or it's just a full time money laundering operation?

We're doing pretty good doggie.

When will you stop flirting with Tom Myers on Twitter and give him a podcast on the network?

Never to both of these questions.

Who is Dave Smith and why do you let this random unfunny homeless man sit by you during your podcast?

I have 7 mins left. I'm only answering a) serious questions b) questions that are CREATIVELY trashing my friends

Luis, what feels better on your cock, Kim's pussy or Zac's asshole?

Zac's mouth

Luis.. what are you thoughts on your experience going on Rogans podcast? It was abundantly obvious that towards the end he was being a complete cunt to you for some reason. What was that all about you think?

In all seriousness I didn't get that vibe at all. We hung out for an hour after the podcast and he has since texted me telling me how much he appreciates what we are doing. I would imagine we will cross paths again. :)

Which GasDigital on air employee is most likely to be arrested for child porn within the next 10 years?

Hmmmm Tim Dillon. Definitely Tim Dillon.

I don't know if he's on the network or just a frequent guest, but definitely Tim Dillon

haha just saw this.

Do you call people who don't do standup civilians? Why do a lot of New York comedians say that as if they are in some branch of the armed services? You guys are making fart jokes and sucking the occasional dildo onstage, not splitting fucking atoms. If you heard a juggler call someone a civilian you would assume they are a self absorbed asshole. Tell me why we should feel any different about a comedian doing it. Also, there are probably ten thousand people named Dave Smith in this country. Why did you pick the most boring one to co-host your show?

No I don't call people who don't do stand up civilians. (I can't believe I actually have to explain this dummy) They aren't comparing themselves to the armed services. It's an analogy they are using when talking to room of their peers. I've heard poker players say it. I've heard actors say it. I've also heard people refer to themselves as civilians while talking about poeple of a certain profession (source: http://www.businessinsider.com/17-celebrities-who-married-ordinary-people-2012-4) When comics do it on a podcast It just comes off as douchy and condescending. I get it. But get over it. You sound just as bad becuase you care this much.

Sorry I got here late if this has been asked already but is Laurens chin really that big? Or is Dave Smith just that small make it look big in comparison

Lauren's really hot. I am sure your gf is hotter though.

What time is Tom Myers performing at Skankfest?

Beer O'clock

Will you be installing a casting couch in the new GaS Digital studios? If so can Tim Dillon "interview" any potential new male interns?

Yes.

Can you invite Tom Myers to Skankfest, but as an audience member only? he should be there but not allowed on stage unless its for naked roast battle.

That's a great idea. I will offer him naked roast battle.

Ralph, do you get your monsterous appearance from your mother, father or both sides of the family?

I'm the only one in my family who looks like this. Even my twin brother is half my size :/

Can you address the increasing animosity between you and Tom Myers?

He's displacing his anger.

Why does Jim Norton acts like royalty around you guys?

I don't think he does. Jim is a pretty normal dude in terms of his demeanor. He's the type of guy to call you up and apologize if he feels like he offended you. Jim has been pretty damn cool to me the whole time I've known him. Opie literally refused to have me on his show and Jim has always let me come on any time I need to promote something. Jim will always be a cool guy in my book.

What was the grossest thing to happen in Ralph's apartment while podcasting that Ralph didn't know about/still doesn't know about?

I've had sex in Ralph's apartment with a couple chicks he has no idea about. He is on a call right now and I hope he doesn't read this.

Have you ever met a dumber Jew than Dave Smith?

Yes

Once shannon finally inks the contract, can we get her to show off more skin?

Thx doggie

Thats the plan

do you think sandy kane will win her lawsuit againist Anthony and his retarded cop buddy?

Probably settle

Given what we know about Harvey Weinstein, isn't it fair to call Janeane Garofalo a prostitute? And not a comedian?

I don't know what this means.

Is Compound Media doing as terrible as it seems?

Not at all. To be honest I think Compound Media is doing very very well. They have a very large subscriber base and only like 6 shows. We have different model. Anthony had a lot of die hard fans that had already been paying for his content for years through SXM. We are always looking for new fans so that's why we put out the latest 10 (moving up to 15) audio podcasts for free and just started releasing the latest video episodes to youtube. Always have to find those new people that will fall in love with the content.

Do you pay any taxes?

Taxation is rape

Any chance you're gonna do the Luis J Gomez/Nick Mullen/Tim Dillon show on GasDigital? Since SiriusXM cancelled Nick DiPaolo, i dont see you 3 going well there, Plus you only need to pay Nick in cocaine & power tools.

We have been trying to make it work. Right now there is a demo sitting at sirius xm apparently that I am waiting on feedback on. We are all too busy to start another podcast so we agreed that if SXM was interested that we would jump at the opportunity. As dumb as it is, radio is still considered more legit than podcasts so it would open up opportunites for us to have a radio gig. WE WANT TO MAKE THE SHOW HAPPEN. Literally all 3 of us have talked about it ad nauseum. Just has to be the right deal and timing.

Is Kim going to be in the Naked Roast?

Then you'd see her bruises.

Were your girlfriends parents watching any movies about giant monkeys during childbirth that compelled them to name her Kim Cong?

...

If Ralph & Luis fucked, who would be the top who would be the bottom?

We'd switch.

have you guys ever seen Shannon drunk and wildin’ out?

We all did Molly on SDR recently.

do you ever lewinski your interns? why not?

haha no... times they are a changin'.

why did LOS and SDR swap spots?

Big Jay goes on the road on Thursday mornings a lot and LOS was very demanding.. it's an all night thing. SDR is an hour and it is a couple blocks from his apartment. I think it will be really good for LOS though becuase now we will use the freshest content for that show. We work very hard to differentiate all of the shows (LOS, RAP, Bonfire, SDR and Believe You Me)... try to not do the same subjects over and over. It's challenging but I think it's worth it becuase it gives each show it's own voice. LOS suffers slightly because by the time Wednesday night rolls around we have already done BYM, 2 RAPS, and Jay has done 3 Bonfires and SDR. SDR is more guest driven so it wont effect that show as much.

Is Ralph happy to get his apartment back?

Yes I am extremely happy to get some of my life back. We are still keeping the studio however. SDR show will still be from there then other special recordings when we need it. The new studio space has 2 working studios that can be used simultaneously.