Orlando Jones

About
is an American comedian and film and television actor. He is notable for being one of the original cast members of the sketch comedy series MADtv and for his role as the 7 Up spokesman from 1999-2002.

Hosted AMAs

Guest Appearances

Highest Rated Comments

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares -- let them bitches sit in the fucking dark!!

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Daniel Day Lewis. I could have played Lincoln. Fuck that guy.

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It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.

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I'm blushing right now but I am so black no one can tell that my face is red.

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Wait... I thought this was AOL.

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I know. My dick has been hard for a month.

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I got second degree sunburns while filming that movie. A bunch of the real football players took me to a swingers bar where I watched one of the cheerleaders from the movie get banged by one of the referees from the movie. I called flag on the play and left. True. Fucking. Story.

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Well done sir

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