Robert Englund

Kane Hodder takes his machete out in singles bars at Comic Con looking for some anime love in all the wrong places,

Take a vallium and I'll visit!

Yeah that would be one bloody manicure. Johnny could get me back for the bed scene in Nightmare 1!

Yes. Hello Sarah! Take a valium and a nap and Uncle Freddy will come visit!

I think I had a stress dream on the plane flying back from England. I forgot my dog was in the kennel and that I needed to feed her. Sorry it isn't sexier.

1. Looking forward to seeing The Conjuring. Recent horror that I really like are May and Orphane.

2. (see above)

3. I was a prisoner of my makeup man's taste in music. I was subjected and schooled in heavy metal, speed metal, and early rap.

4. As a director, I probably would have made films like Tender Mercies. And as an actor, I can't complain since i just completed my 76th film. I'm amazed that anybody still wants this old dog.

5. Happy Birthday diceman89! Too bad it's your last!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!! -Freddy

You greedy mother fucker!

1. Welcome to primetime bitch

2. My desert island movie. Bernardo Bertolucci's 1900 starring Robert De Niro.

3. That's In N Out Burgers!!

4. I think Jackie's a terrific actor in everything he's done. I've been a fan of Jackie's since Breaking Away.

5. Fortunately our Dodgers are doing great this season. Puig has really energized the team. I'm also a huge fan of Kelly Slater, the surfer.

6. I played trumpet for years but it was a time when every combo had three guitars so I hocked it for a surf board.

7. My new favorite young actor is Emory Cohen from The Place Beyond the Pines and Adelaide Clemens from Rectify and Silent Hill.

8. I would have loved to have been chosen to play the young sailor in The Last Detail with Jack Nicholson. I thought Randy Quaid was great but when I read the book I always thought he should be smaller. Quaid looks like he could handle himself. I still regret not booking that part.

9. IMDB

10. Freddy was the first to go after those anorexic bitches.

Not as bad it smells! The only thing that smells worse than that sweater is a certain hockey mask. Talk about bad breath!

However, I'm loving all the "Halloween Freddy Chicks" using a slashed Freddy sweater as a mini skirt! Yeah!

I'm too old now but I regret never having played Iago in Othello.

I think if I did another one I'd have to get a Viagra prescription and borrow some spanks from Sandra Bullock.