We Are Scientists

K: I do remember that, mainly because I use that ID every time I'm detained by police. Take my advice, James, steer clear of New York State. The cops here are going to have some questions that you do NOT have the answers to.

K: Probably the best thing you can wear to our show would the seven or eight reasonably-priced WAS t-shirts you bought on the way in.

C: we wrote it on crack.

C: Probably Pseudoscience. It is the only one that is remotely openminded or receptive to the needs of users.

C: Also, the baseline

K: Not the door you're referring to, no. But this door, over here, really is always open.

K: One time, I almost flubbed this one note. Super-embarrassing stuff.

K: I think it must have been from Chris' workplace, back in 2004, which I occasionally illicitly used as my personal office. It was likely pornography.

K: Too much crack, Cain.

K: I was actually the original drummer of We Are Scientists, so, happily, the answer is, "He became an incredible singer and unparalleled songwriter and a hell of a swimmer."