We are Jake and Amir and we are coming out of Web Series retirement with a new Patreon Channel! Ask Us Anything.

Amir: was this entire idea developed out of jealousy at how successful the Naddpod Patreon has been?

Of course.

Is there any possibility of us seeing some cut of the unaired jake and amir pilot? Maybe you guys reading some scenes or giving an overview?

Oh wow. Yes.

How does it feel like?

I'm serious. How does it feel like?

Ask better questions.

Amir! Big fan! You are truly a god of our people! Question. My cheek pouches lack the required elasticity for carrying enough seeds and nuts to my burrow for the winter! Any suggestions?

P.S. Please do not suggest a backpack like so many others on this website. My arms are at most 2 inches long. I am dwarfed even by baby backpacks and doubt I would have the strength to drag one from tree to tree.

I'm actually not a chipmunk. Thanks, though.

Is there a good story or reason why it’s not Amir and Jake?

Amir suggested that! I told him the domain was taken.

Fun fact: AmirAndJake.com is currently a Jake and Amir GIF Maker! And it works great.

Is there a possibility of new Jake and Amir videos coming out of this?

Probably not new "Jake and Amir's" but our goal is have enough support to create a new web series like Jake and Amir but... newer.

AKA...

College Humor won't give you the rights, I bet. Those micey micey men!

It’s also more exciting to create new stuff!

Would you ever go on Hot Ones?

I cannot handle spicy foods.

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SO YES!

As someone who has been a fan of you guys for almost a decade now - from CH vids to IIWY, HeadGum, L&H, NADDpod, Buckets, etc. - I want to know:

• Which of these accomplishments/ventures mean the most to you and why?

• Which do you think has defined your careers so far? Which do you think will end up defining your careers when all is said and done?

• How is Jake's father preparing for October, the month of gourd-eating?

Bonus q: I know y'all get this question a lot, but Amir: when are you going on NADDpod?

Todah!

- "Lonely and Horny" is in the lead for me because I'm proud of how season 1 and 2 turned out.

- "Jake and Amir" has defined our career because of the sheer volume of episodes

- Jake's father is fearful this month, to be sure.

Who can fit more peanut M&M's in their mouth at once, Jake or Amir?

Clearly Amir, I mean he is a chipmunk

The fact that we've trained a chipmunk to fill his cute little mouth with Peanut M&Ms... it's just so neat. Ya know?

I’m actually not a chipmunk. Clearly.

Amir, will you ever release a recording of your best man speech?

We have a copy! Thanks to HeadGum Super Producer Mars Mel. Maybe we’ll do a JA watch A’s Speech episode

Amir, do you think you’re ever going to make a guest appearance on NADDPOD and if so will you make sure your character has bigger quads than Hardwon?

My character will have at least 3 quads.

No one has bigger quads than Hardwon.

I’ll have MORE.

Do you still eat chicken nuggets? Or in these harrowing times we live in, do you ever consider meatless Mondays?

I actually stopped eating chicken nuggets as a child. That's why my character loved them.

Would you ever release vlogs? A day in the life of Jake and Amir would be awesome.

That’s a good idea!

Most overrated Laker ever?

There are no overrated Lakers. Only underrated Lakers. Like Cedric Ceballos. And Derek Fisher.

Is there a certain amount of subscriptions you need to hit to continue this or will it push on regardless? Also, any thoughts of making merch discounts for subscription holders?

Were locked into at least these two shows forever. If we can get more patrons we will make more content.

Love this idea! Any chance Lonely and Horny will be available to patrons? Or is it a Dropout exclusive?

DropOut exclusive. Season 2 at least.

What's the best advice for my sister who wants to be a comedy writer? Shes a freshman in college.

Write comedy.

Mazel tov jake!

Whats the best/favorite/most memorable thing thats happened on an If I Were You live show?

Probably when we did the shoey in Australia, thought I believe I blacked out shortly thereafter.

That was gross. A shoey is beer out of a sneaker. You drank whiskey.

Just wanted to let you guys know I've been a fan since 9 and I'm now 22. You guys have made up so much of my personality haha.

Anyway, do you ever get sick of each other?

Hahha holy shit. More than half your life! I never get sick of Jake. But he’s really annoyed with me. Nearly constantly!

Amir: How often do you start conversations with, “Alright, Bitch. Let’s take it down to Chinatown?” I do it way too often and I fear that no one gets the reference.

It's time to beat down encyclopedia brown.

what's the key to a good friendship?

Never listen.

/u/ImAmirBlumefeld Do you still talk with Streeter?

I do! He's a busy successful man, but not too busy for me! Right, Street? *dialtone*

Not really a question but I'd love to see more Rosenbergs on the pod. Make one of your video podcasts with the twins and I'm all in! I think Jeff has only been on the pod once with Rose. Is he not a fan ?

Working on it. They live in NYC and we're in LA. but it will happen.

Is the competition for a new cover art for the podcast still going and if so, how long do I have to submit before it ends?

It is still going. Get your design in soonly!

I saw you guys on Misfits and Monsters- how'd that feel compared to making web content, and what were some of the pros and cons of being on TV for you guys?

TV is fun. Bobcat was the man. But we will always prefer writing our own comedy.

Love you guys. What is your advice for creating and maintaining a series, and creating content with friends?

Make sure you have similar senses of humor. Ideally Exactly forever.

Hey Amir Jewmenfeld, whats the minimum pay youd shoot a porn for? What would it feature?

$20 and a ham sandwich. It would feature me. Eating the sandwich. Naked style.