AATroop

Really? If I was 90 I think it would definitely be time for my dad to go, and probably me as well.

"I'll take the lightly used meth addict please"

"Which one?

"Oh... all of them then"

Grammar Soviets.

There's probably a couple hundred variables that go into pricing flights. A lot of it is demand- more people want to go to Denver than to Nashville. So, Southwest, for instance, could book full flights to Denver even if it charges $550. However, if it charged $550 for every flight to Nashville, their planes probably wouldn't be as full. So, it makes a lot more sense to charge more when they can, to get the most out of every flight. Hope that helps.

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