AlbinoAlex

Here you go

Umbrellas do not provide full coverage.

I did have enough room in the closet. So much room that R. Kelly and Tom Cruise hung out with me in there.

Checks

Yes.

Witch doctors outnumber real doctors like 3:1, and they believe that people with albinism have magical powers. They use our bones, skin, and hair to make potions that will make the people who drink them rich and powerful.

I wish I was kidding.

I remember when I asked my teacher that in like middle school, got a lot of good laughs from my class.

Anyway, it'll be white, probably moreso than it is now.