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Hi Drake. I’ve got a friend who’s into some pretty extreme black metal bands. One day he tried to buy a T-shirt online for some band, I think maybe it was God Dethroned or something. It was a depiction of Jesus on the cross, with his hands positioned like Baphomet and demons feasting upon his flesh. There was blood and pentagrams everywhere. Enough to make any good God-fearing Christians roll up their windows and lock their doors. Anyways when the shirt finally arrived it was a children’s size large with a giant picture of your face and the words “It’s Only Time” written underneath. Apparently the shipper made a mix-up, which means somewhere, there was a pre-teen fan excitedly opening up their new Drake Bell T-shirt they got in the mail…

Anyways, my friend gave me the shirt that has you on it. I cut the sleeves off and now I wear it sometimes when I drink beer.

Haha for sure. I'd buy you a beer, man.

Wow. I had a nearly identical experience with it. It felt so easy to accept each others' feelings and put small squabbles behind us and focus on what really mattered. I got WORLDS closer to my girlfriend after our first time.

Also, who wants to have sex when you could play with glowsticks the whole time instead?

Shifu, I saw a show in Beijing put on by Shaolin monks. There were children and old men, and it was a big theatrical production. Afterwards, the actors went to the lobby and begged for tips. Do you have any knowledge of the backstory here? Are these genuine Shaolin monks? Why are they putting on nightly shows instead of living in a monastery?