AppleDane

"Don't get in trouble in North Korea" sounds like a good rule of thumb.

Oh, I got a question!

Bird legs are so skinny. I've been wondering how come birds don't lose their toes and shins due to frostbite in the winter. Do they have a sort of anti-freeze dinoblood?

Same goes for waterfowl. How come they don't go into hypothermia paddling around using what seem to be huge heatsinks for propulsion?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWl7tDGUPA

Now this is quality humor.

So you should graduate from manufacturer to arms dealer?