ArgonGryphon

Well, even if the floor was covered in raw sewage, you could still lick it. It'd be a horrible idea. But you could.

Snakes have hemipenes, not a penis.

Nah, tell her to save her money, use the sugar and water. The dye alone isn't worth it.

Or someone who likes birds.

I know Mythbusters isn't a show any more, but have you thought about sending it to Adam Savage? He does a lot of cool testing stuff, and he's notorious for getting sea or motion sick on the show, I wouldn't be surprised if he has problems with VR and if so maybe it would help him.