Artvandelay1

Put it in a Superbowl advertisement where the American National Anthem is being sung in Spanish and two men hold hands. Then people will notice.

Hey Seth, welcome to reddit. I've been a huge fan of Family Guy since before the second time it was cancelled. You decided to write a novelization based on the script of a film you yourself wrote, directed and produced. So my question is this:

How uh, how'd that novelization of A Million Ways to Die in the West go? Huh? Got a big, uh, big stack of papers there? ^{Got a nice little story you were working on there? Got a compelling protaganist? Yeah? Got an obstacle for him to overcome? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience?}

Ahh, I'm sure it went fine.

Only one thing to do with all this gold. ^THANKS!

I feel like "horrifyingly awful" is measured on a different scale for Martha Stewart than it is for the average redditor. I don't think having a PC as the focal point of the living room scores many points in her books.

What a quaint mini-fridge. And in such proximity to the... chair. And that Diablo mouse pad is so very... festive.

As a former Sun, Heat, and Magic, it is highly disappointing to find out you do not control the weather.

From Martha Stewart's modeling days.