AuntieSocial

Seriously, guys, unless I'm in "ready to go" mode and about 3 seconds from mounting you like a bull rider, your dick is the least attractive part of your body. It looks like a deflated birthday balloon-animal, which is like the saddest thing ever. Why you would ever want a woman to see that first, or think that a picture of it would elicit anything other than howls of laughter or "ewwwww" is beyond me. Hell, it's 2010 - it's not even shocking anymore and hasn't been for so long that it wouldn't even raise an eyebrow from my grandmother (other than as a commentary on your character).

It's also a sign that you A) have no idea what women want and B) don't know how to communicate with women at all. Basically, sending pics of your junk is the lamest possible way of letting women know that this is the only time the poor little bugger gets any air.

We'd need two extra buttons.

I commute on a motorcycle and nearly everyday fantasize about getting killed during my commute.

Ah, the nightmare that is living the American Dream.

I don't think I'd warn myself about anything.

Except maybe to duck that bottle in Tokyo?

And I thought he was bad-ass for managing to slide his bag of presents down a chimney.