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Dear Chris Pratt:

As a fan if I saw you in public and wanted to approach you and compliment you on your work, what would be the most respectful way to do it? Since this probably won't ever happen let me take this moment to say you did a great job in Guardians and best of luck to you.

When you deliver my pizza, if I give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10 and then you hear gunshots, will you run away?

Keep the change you filthy animal

Holy carnival of shit! A carnie marriage sounds more romantic then a traditional marriage. It is now my goal in life to smoke weed on the ferris wheel, propose on the ferris wheel, impregnate on the ferris wheel, and marry on the ferris wheel. All at the very top. In that order.

Have you ever seen a kid not being able to hold it any longer and just have an explosion of shit and piss all over themselves / your bus.

Have you ever seen people have sex on the ferris wheel, smoke weed on the ferris wheel? Have you ever smoked weed or fucked on ferris wheel?