Bac0nLegs

MORE PLEASE. THANK YOU.

Just wanted to pop in and say that this is super interesting and cool and you look awesome!

I went on a carnival cruise to Mexico last year. I don't mean to sound like an ungrateful ass, because this truly is a first world problem, but it's like they tried to make the cruise extra boring. All it was was gambling and bullshit like "movie trivia night!" for 7 days, and we only stopped in Mexico for like 5 hours.

I'm convinced Carnival Cruises are only made for old and/or poor people (which, y'know, I admittedly am).
We were on carnival triumph a month before the "incident".

Oh my goodness! My mom and I watch (and rewatch) drunk history together when she visits. It's our favorite, and it's actually brought us closer together, so thank you!

Tustin Druteau