Ballacaust3000

Hello Mr. Offerman, My best pal and I are big fans of your work, especially Parks and Recreation. She is expecting a child in December. A boy.

So my question is, do you have any ideas for a good name? She and her husband have been struggling to come up with one.

Although I’m a believer in the theory that each person creates his own destiny, perhaps you can bestow upon this child a name that will ensure a safe and happy passage through life, and maybe inspire fear in the hearts of his enemies.

Thank you for your time, and your good works. We love you very much.

What was the worst AMA you had to help out with? Don't lie. It's reddit. We can tell when you're lying. Anyway, have a good day. Keep up the good work. I love you.

Hello.

Do you ever wander into an AT&T store and blow people's minds?

What is like working on Silicon Valley?

Just want to say you're the most adorable thing associated with a telecommunications company. Well, maybe besides that PrimeCo alien. And if you're into watching a magic show, maybe some chicken wraps after, holla at ya boy.

I think the biggest question on everyone's minds is:

What up with BioDome 2?

Can you put a free download of the theme song up somewhere? I wanna bump this shit forever and always, so that we all die listening to it. Or maybe until people kill me. I don't care.

"Too many cooks! Too many cooks..."