BaseActionBastard

Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't want to be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the round, I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. Tell Craig. I'm sorry?

Have you ever considered selling weed? Basically the same amount of footwork, but mo money and less people fantasizing about drowning you in a pothole.

Secret evidence that nobody is allowed to see? Holy shit, talk about a trump card. Can I pull that kind of crap?

"Your honor, in this box is evidence that proves without a doubt that baseactionbastard did not smoke a bunch of crack and take hostages, but you cant see it."

Yep, getting high on your own supply all the time equals bad business sense.

So, forgive me, but did you ever wind up getting a STD?