BenHuge

She has 3 more a's when she says it like Scar from Lion King.

My mornings are made when she is reporting from there.

Did you just murder Ray!??!?!?

Tom is the only RIP of the two unless you just killed Ray.

But, yeah, they were and are probably the best bet...

I'm sorry to inform everyone, this was u/jamiemao's last post. They died of emphysema minutes after. Their account will continue to be used by the National Lighter Association.

With a "Thanks to you! Enjoy your Christmas dinner! She won't, but that's OK because you didn't have to pay your hospital bill:)" closer.

Holy fuck I thought my job sucked.

Not only are you de facto hated by every flier, but you have to put things in dude's asses?

Only compensation level that can justify that to me is proctologist and even that is questionable...