BigDildo

I want to thank one of your tire changers for letting me touch your's and Phil's nuts.

I also want to thank you for coming over and sign autographs when we yelled for you next to the driver introduction stage. Unfortunately, I didn't think to have you sign the nuts for my kids and never did get your autograph. Is there any way that I could send these in and request that you sign them? My 2 kids would love that. My 7 year old son is really a Jimmie Johnson fan, but I keep telling him that he needs to change the 48 on his shirts to the number 98. My 3 year old daughter isn't old enough to choose, so please help her become a fan of your's.

Whatever your answer, thanks for taking out the time to do this AMA.

Hey Josh. Be honest. How dorky do you think all of this is?

That snake wasn't biting. It was just whispering sweet nothings into Steve's neck.

I can honestly say that this nonsense is bringing out my inner dork. BTW, there will be hundreds of redditors in attendance at Talladega. I will be buying my tickets later this week. Please Please Please make some time to meet with us plebeians, not just the big shots in all of this. Do you ever make a stroll (or autograph sessions) outside of the track or do we need to buy pit passes to meet you?

Have you ever had to fire a friend or someone you were close to is some way?