BiometricsGuy

I own my own business. I can post whatever the hell I want!

My boss is as asshole! We have a new client! New product being released next month!

Just try and fire me....

It's pasta all way down

Space Mutiny is the perfect movie for mocking.

1. It is not so bad as to be unwatchable (e.g. Manos)
2. It takes itself very seriously
3. It has such terrible editing that a dead woman is brought back to life
4. It is pretty fast paces (doesn't bog down and get boring)

A lot of people think the worse a movie is, the better it is for mocking. But the best mocking movies have a balance of badness, just not pure badness.

60 to 36 is amazing. That's enough room to have an entire person in your pants with you.

My pet theory on this is that it is an "empathy gone wrong" kind of thing. Most men would love it if a woman sent them an intimate picture, so they assume a woman would appreciate the same thing.

It makes me wonder how they expect the woman to react, though. "Ohh, a penis! I have been looking for a man with one of those!"