Blaphtome
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Blaphtome145 karma
I mentioned this elsewhere, but I'm picturing a tubby, middle aged, former high school wrestler, just tackling the shit out of little Asians and talking shit like Kenny Powers.
Blaphtome53 karma
I mean, if you think about it seriously, what type of person thinks they are so special they can reach the pinnacle of martial arts in 4 months and does an AMA. LOL, Kenny Powers AF.
Blaphtome33 karma
Forget about hands man; your story is the greatest justification ever for a fleshlight. Trust me you owe it to yourself. Bet if you sent your story to the Joe Rogan podcast you could get a free one.
Blaphtome15 karma
What is your ideal number? With 700,000 to 1,000,000 coming legally and an unknown number illegally each year; how many need to be let in for Americans to not be bad people?
Blaphtome199 karma
40 here and been training BJJ since 02, and Muay Thai/boxing since 05 and know 20 year olds I can't handle because they have more years in than me. The idea of any person that old, with that experience competing with anyone with any kind of real skill is utterly ridiculous.
That said, he said he used a wrestling takedown to get into contention for the gold. What this might actually be is pretty funny. I'm picturing some husky, middle aged, high school wrestler tackling a bunch of little unathletic Asians. Guy found a goofy little niche martial art and is trumpeting his dominance like Kenny Powers.
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