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Aziz, I'm trying to convince a coworker to try online dating, but he's wary that the city we live in (midwestern college town) is "too small" for online dating. What's the best counterargument for this?

Oh, there are tons of coeds so volume-wise he'd be fine, he's just terrified of women who see him on the site running into him all around town.

Regardless, I think he's setting up a profile tonight. He's got nothing to lose!

SIR! SIR! FOR A DOLLAR!

I read an interview where you said you're obsessed with middling talent. What is it about people like Julianne Hough that fascinates you so much?

Also, I really hope Lorraine and Bruce are doing well. If they get married, you should officiate.

What's it like coming into the league with another rookie at the same position (Dwayne Allen)? You guys seem to have different styles and compliment each other well, but it's got to be an interesting dynamic.

And seriously, thanks for being such a great Colt!

If you weren't covering the NFL, what sport would you want to focus your column around?