BradOFarrell

Their physiology doesn't really scale up and down, right? Like a horse-sized duck's feathers aren't going to work because they only work because of their size in relation to air pressure, I think. So a horse-sized duck has clipped wings. Also a horse's only real mode of attack is it's mass, so being smaller makes it hard for them to do any real damage. I don't know if a hundred of them is actually any more of a threat since they can't, like, CLIMB the duck, they don't have thumbs. All they can really do is step on it's webbed feet I guess? I'm pretty sure the horse-sized duck could just eat the duck-sized horses like bread crumbs. Can ducks eat meat? I think they could if their life was on the line. I think I'm going to have to go with the horse-sized duck.

PS: Name two mythological creatures in a reply to this comment and I'll tell you which one would win in a fight. After playing this game hundreds of times I'm sort of an expert on making stuff up.

I think I might be the wrong person doing an AMA here.

He could tie up Lois Lane on the entry point to the Bifrost and lure Superman in and then once he's in the trap Thor can warp Superman away from earth, instantly. Then he can just tie him up in an Asgardian stable until he loses all his powers. ... This is becoming slash fic nevermind.

Can you go into a little more detail about how you acquired this information.