Brenner14

I'm not an atheist.

This will come as a surprise to many.

Stop saying "ass" so much. You're using it as a crutch and it's not nearly as funny as you seem to think it is.

Which do you feel is your preferred medium: stand up or scripted comedy? Which did you prefer shooting: the web series or the television show?

Why do you ASK for the downvotes?

Anyway, I pre-ordered L&H with the caveat that Jake not be allowed to spend my money on cheat meals.

Hey guys!

If you were forced to choose between either 1) boarding a spaceship bound for Mars, where the trip would take 15 years and your estimated chance of survival was 50% or 2) using a teleportation device that would scan the contents of your body (i.e. the location of every single atom, carbon here, nitrogen there, etc...) on Earth, then destroy you and instantly reassemble a new version of "you" on Mars, which would you take?

Also, what do you think this person is saying?