Brim4889

Would you rather have sex with a merman that's top half man and bottom half fish or vice-versa?

1) You get to choose the kind of fish. No judgement unless you choose a catfish, that's just plain wrong

2) I'm going to imagine that you're going tail insertion, so you'll need something to put over the scales

3) Sadly not yet, but i'm hoping that my wildly illegal research will fix that soon

4) Oh yea, and the same is true as well- if it's top half fish then the bottom half is Ronaldo levels of ripped

Sometimes it's also just economics: they can only afford to send one person, so it makes sense to send someone who can work and make a good impression in the community to then try and bring the family over

Way off topic, but would you rather never eat pizza or never eat wings again?

So this question is near and dear to my heart. If you were to find Atlantis and have your choice of mermaids to sex up good, would you rather have sex with a top half fish bottom half human mermaid or a top half human bottom half fish mermaid?