BromeoAndCooliet

Which weapon were you issued? Were you air dropped into Italy or taken by ship?

jagerwerbermanjensen! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

$9 an hour. I fell in a grave twice because I'm clumsy or didn't pay attention. Once I was hopping into the grave with a shovel in my hand and it swung and caught my legs mid air which caused me to go face first into the dirt pile at the bottom. I just started laughing because there wasn't anything I could do about it.

Nobody get's my jokes.

I was talking to a girl once about weight lifting and she was talking about dead lifting, to which I replied "I deadlift all the time!" and she got super excited and asked me how much and then she remembered I work in a cemetery and was slightly annoyed at the joke.

Because people are disgusting.