CAPTAIN__CAPSLOCK

Dear thebossapplesauce,

Your optimism is inspiring. As such, I would like to share my views on cancer:

Fuck Cancer. Fuck the everliving shit out of it. Fuck cancer to the point where it begs for mercy, or at least lube. Then fuck it some more. Once thoroughly fucked, proceed to leave it sprawled in the hospital bed, watching you walk away like the cheap whore it is.

Good luck, and all that jazz.

This question alone should be on a T-shirt. Very good, sir.

Who cares? You can find ways to auto-shutdown in jail.

This guy has the right idea. What you need is a purpose for yourself, and what better purpose than to be the Torontonian 'Punisher'. I think you should find yourself a mighty fine aluminum bat, or perhaps a well crafted sledgehammer, and take to the streets to lay down some glorious justice.

And when they catch you, IF they catch you, just fucking revel in it. Talk to the media, tell them that you have no regrets, and if they ever let you out the first thing you will do is pick up ol' Mr. Sledgy.

And just imagine.. just imagine if you stop one rape, if you stop one person from going through what you went through.. man it will be worth it. You will wake up, look down at the blood on your hands, and think "my oh my, what a fine morning."

God, I want this for you so bad.

Be descriptive and brutally honest - Whats the most disturbing thing that you have seen while on tour?