CaLLmeRaaandy

I was a janitor for a while at a factory in a small town when I was younger. The loser temps that couldn't hold down a job would treat me like crap. They'd do things on purpose that made my job harder and annoying for no reason.

I made more money than they did, as well as most of my friends at the time.

Every single time I get dragged in by my girlfriend, within like 2 minutes I'm outside sitting on a bench. I feel like I'm intruding too. I doubt any female wants an awkward, strange guy standing 2 feet from them while they pick out panties.

You'd be surprised at how many people I've heard bitch because of being held up an extra 15 seconds on a turn or how one is going up a steep incline at 45 instead of the speed limit. Fucking idiots.

Oh yeah, their accuracy amazes me. My dad used to drive truck and he always joked he could back a trailer in easier than he could parallel park a small car.