ChickenBaconPoutine

Have you ever been in a situation where you genuinely thought you were about to be killed?

He had to reach into the bag of my piss and fish my pube out

/r/nocontext

And he has the best ID picture ever.

How were you wounded?

And, excuse my ignorance, but why would there be Navy personel in a landlocked country?

Was there a verification process by which they could be sure you complied with all the conditions?

And now that you've been through it once, would you do it again for the same payment?