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Chrispy_Reddit2183 karma

Mark, I'm hungry. Should I eat the BBQ chips that are kinda stale but sitting right next to me, or go all the way downstairs and make some chicken nuggets?

EDIT: Please answer. I've been waiting all day to ask you this and I'm really hungry.

Chrispy_Reddit1065 karma

That's because it is speaking a different language, excluding the other from the conversation.

Chrispy_Reddit293 karma

Thanks

Chrispy_Reddit20 karma

Just blame it on the catheter. It sounds like a liar.

Chrispy_Reddit11 karma

If only we could appreciate our freedom this way. It's truly unfortunate that you have to endure the kind of struggle and suffering that Opa has to feel as passionately as he does.