ColonelMatrix

I have an unopened bottle of 23 year old Pappy Van Winkle.

Start the bidding.

[edit] Dang, I'm 'bout to retire off this hooch. 10 Potatoes and we can talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM

You're awesome (seriously).

How did you get caught? Turn yourself in or told too many people what happened?

I've never been to Boston. Do you have any favorite sights or places to eat in the city?

Have you ever tried the Crocodile Dundee technique?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Gqjf6E_Cc

He also uses it on Dobermans.