Cooleosis

What do you do in the shower without any hair to wash?

Can you decide to take some prizes and not others to save the taxes? So could you say 'I want the car, but not the jewelry' or is it all or nothing?

Can't you sort of land it like a plane? Screw hovering, just start moving forward, level out, go on a descent path, and pray your skids act like skiis.

You're amazing and I love every single one of your stories (and every one of your voices). Which leads to my question, do you rely on funny things happening to you to come up with your material? Or do you just rely on your commentary of the story to be funny?

How much do your services cost and who pays for them?