Cptn_Hook

Fair enough. If anyone asks who my favorite comic is, I'll say, "Paul F. Tompkins. Because Eugene Mirman gave up!"

You and Paul F. Tompkins are my two favorite comics, and I can never decide on a clear winner.

If you were to fight Paul F. Tompkins, what would your strategy be, and would it work?

This is so weird, but Eugene just told me I should ask you out too, and he said you have to say yes or he'll be sad.

Was "PooShallNotPass" already taken?

Not to brag, but I'm also on many girls' "I wish he was gay" lists.