CrackItJack

Cute girl :)

Where did you learn English ?!?

    recently-acquired housemate 

How did you "acquire" this "housemate" ?

It's Paula Broadwell' GMail account that was searched initially, not Petraeus, after she made threats and FBI assistance was sought by Jill Kelley who claimed she was being criminally harassed.

OP title is a complete lie.

I doubt we will get anything but some overcautious pre-canned response... if she dares to even touch it.

Career diplomats have opinions too, they just can't express them openly.

I would empty all the liquids to avoid a hazmat rating, then I would brace and box it in a plywood/2X4 crate. Then I would get it loaded on a LTL flat bed or closed trailer.

Any common ground carrier would do. You can get a rate online with most if not all transport companies with the basic info: Volume, dims, weight, origin and destination, service level (overnight, express, regular, dedicated etc.).

The only thing to keep in mind is the loading and unloading part; you either need to be on flat dock at both ends or have a lift truck ready. Either that or you specify p-u and/or del'y by "tail gated" truck (hydraulic platform) like the type used by furniture stores.