CrystalElyse

It's easy! Just have a professional stylist do it for you and it will be! Or, spend a solid 20-45 minutes on it every morning after loads of practice!

That's.... about what I pay per year of college. I could go to every country in the world over four years for what I pay for one year of college.....

I don't know if cats can be described with the words "loyalty" and "devotion." If she had said "disdain," maybe.

My dad did something like that once.

About 15 years ago, he was in a very bad motorcycle accident and had to get his right leg above the knee amputated. Well, first it was below the knee amputated, but it got badly infected, so they had to take more. The second operation they cut the tendon a little too short. Because of this, his stump sticks forwards a little bit, not enough to be weird looking, just enough that it's very uncomfortable to wear a prosthetic leg, as he has to bend the leg backwards past the point of the tendon's stretching abilities to be standing up straight.

About 5 or 6 years after the accident, we're in CVS getting incidentals, I don't remember what. Dad prefers using his crutches for quick trips (and around the house) as it's easier than unloading and reloading the wheelchair.

Some young girl, kindergarten age, was staring at my Dad. She is so confused. "What happen to yo leg? What happen to yo leg? Hey misser what HAPPEN to yo leg? Where is it????" My dad, thinking he's being cute/clever, leans over and says, "When I was about your age, I didn't listen to my mommy, and the BOOGY MAN CAME AND TOOK IT!!!!" A moment of silence paired with this face. "MOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYY" screams the girl, and she runs down the aisle as fast as she can, clutches her moms legs, and starts sobbing while attempting to say something unintelligibly.

Fucking funniest thing I've ever seen. My dad scarred that kid for life. I like to believe that she grew up very well behaved.

Yes, but there is a very large difference between:

"I find height to be an attractive feature in partners."

and

"I find it intoxicatingly exotic to meet a woman taller than me."

The first is preference, the second is fetishization. In the first, you're a human being. In the second, you're just an object for him to get off on.