Darrian

I'm not sure if you're really four now... is there a way you can prove it?

I'm in the hospital at the moment on public internet, and link to americayousexybitch.com is blocked for "pornography".

Is this true, and if it is, how urgently should I get this book?

I will fully and shamelessly admit that Old Spice advertising worked on me, because there is currently a bottle of aftershave in my bathroom right now that I got purely because of what it says on the back.

"If your grandfather never wore it, you wouldn't exist."

Damn Old Spice. Point made. And I mean shit, they were right because my girlfriend loves it.

Can't argue with that.

Yeah, we know those characters stories. We played the games.