DeedTheInky

The result would be an explosion large enough to destroy a small village.

Similar results can also be achieved sometimes by just eating them.

Fuck I hate Piers Morgan.

Coming this fall: "Fucking Magnets, Bitch. How Do They Work? Let's Build Some Weird Shit To Find Out." With Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage.

That should just about do it.

From now on, this is an officially recognized unit of speed, like a light year. 1000 m/s = 1 burritometer.

"Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'."