Dorkchopqueen

Hello Mr. Perlman!

Loved your work in SoA. You did a fantastic job of being a scumbag. It's obvious you are very talented.

I also follow you on Facebook and love how no nonsense you are.

My question is: what can piss you off almost instantly? I only ask this 'cause being angry seems natural for you! Not that that's a bad thing, of course. :)

Perlman 2020! Vote smarter, muthafuckers!

I wish you were in NC. I looked at your site and it looks like what I'll need in about 5 years when I probably lose the last of my teeth.

You'll still be in business in 2025, right?!

Hi. :)

I'm going to break this down into 3 parts.

Compliment: I positively adore your work. I think you should do audiobooks. I'd buy......all of them. You have a great sense of humor and your voice is soft and smooth like buttery velvet. It's music to my ears!

Serious question: if you could've voiced a character on one of the older cartoon shows (Flintstones, Smurfs, Jetsons, old style Scooby, etc.) who would it be and why? Would you have preferred your own special character on that show?

Non serious question: if I PM you my phone number, would you leave me a voice mail so that I can have 24/7 access to your voice? It soothes my nerves!

Thank you so so much for your time. I apologize if I come off super psycho - I promise I'm not. Just a very excited 31 year old!

Ps - if you're ever in NC and want a professional massage, I'm licensed, insured and it'd be free! Token of my appreciation for the many hours of entertainment you have provided me and my husband. :)