Dulljack

Agent- "Hey, there is this website called Readdit where we can pitch Woody's new movie! Every person on it is in our target demographic!!!"

Publicist - "Sweet, let's go piss them off!"

EPIC HIGH FIVE!

Scumbag Woody Does an AMA

Haha actually, i had to go lefty for awhile which was weird but i got used to it. Now i am back to preferring my right hand but I guess i am sort of a switch hitter.

You haven't truly experienced the stranger until you've jerked with nerve damage.

You are the reason i love reddit.

Look at it this way, now I have an excuse not to play guitar very well.

As far as girls are concerned, i used to be a rock god before the accident.

(i could barely play happy birthday. shh)