DuntadaMan

When I was a child, my dad told us that if we didn't stop crying the albinos that lived in our closets would steal our skin so they could walk around in the sunlight.

So my two questions, did you have enough room in my closet, and wouldn't an umbrella be easier?

But taxation is theft! I would be so much more rich if I got to keep that $300 or so yearly that actually comes out of my taxes. I mean sure I would have to pay a little bit more on private roads because otherwise, they will be ground away into nothing within a couple years, and I will have to pay another company for sewage, and since they can't dig more than one sewer I will have to pay whatever they want, oh and water. I will have to personally pay police to protect where I live, and fire departments, probably at increased rates when my house is actually on fire. Oh and I'll have to pay for my children's school personally. I am sure federal investigations will happen without being paid for, and I am certain all those privately paid police forces will work together to bring down people who operate across multiple borders especially in places where they are probably the chief source of income within those borders.

I mean what do we REALLY get from having the IRS around?

Be poor as fuck so all of your federal taxes are returned so you are paying social security and state tax.

Oh. That actually makes more sense now. Plus now that I'm thinking I've gotten sunburn from reflected light from the water so you would need more complete coverage.

Glad you at least had company in there, I'd hate to think you were bored.

Yep!