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Keep being nice to us and we'll treat you like a king!!! (or queen)

We're all assigned to different aircrafts. I fly the a380 and the boeing 777. I've kind of gotten used to and probably don't appreciate it as much as I could. Though sometimes when we pull away from it on the crew bus I look up at it and just think, Shit, how does that fucking FLY? haha.

Passengers could easily fuck in the bathroom. To be honest, that's the last thing we're worried about. Sex away. As long as you don't get hurt/drunk/disturb other passengers, then really whatever.

I want to work as a flight attendant as long as I can. However I don't want it to be a lifetime job as I'd like to have a normal social life and family at some point. This job can get really, really, lonely sometimes. Also, flying is apparently really bas for your health. I've heard we're not legal to testify in courts after 1 year because our memory gets so bad, nor can we donate our organs.

ronaldpoopnugget

lol yes!!! I love the fish eye to make it look better!! so funny!!

Biggest mistake while working?.. spilling an entire meal on a really cranky passenger. it was one of my first flights. i remember so well becuase i was going to bombay and the guy was giving me a really hard time already and made me really nervous. I had to deliver a special meal to him (asian veggie, or something) and i tripped and it went ALL OVER him. I was so embarressed at the time, but now It makes me laugh. (he kinda deserved it)

Worst thing I've seen someone do? Moscow flight, a passenger kept grabbing the girls and trying to get them to sit in his lap. He was also grabbing their faces to make them kiss him.