Elephaux

I love your books, especially "Round Ireland with a Fridge". How did you find the time to write it in between all of your land-surfing shenanigans?

Charizard was the holy grail for collecting though. No one at my school played the game, you just brought your best cards in to show off... Until I had my shiny Raichu stolen from my year 6 classroom drawer and that and a spate of other robberies caused them to be banned from school.

You don't need to smoke it anymore. Most people that aren't interested in cannabis won't know that, which is perhaps part of the problem. THC is a natural medication that should be less scary to us than all the chemically engineered stuff we're prescribed.

You can ingest THC in any form you can think of, vaping, tinctures, oils, and edibles. You can, in the UK, buy THC jellies online if you know the right channels. If you think that the quality of your life could be improved, I could put you in touch with suppliers. Reading your post and comments you seem to be an open-minded person that has a holistic view of health.

Hi there, big fan of your work. Bit of a self-serving question here, but do you believe that cannabis will be legalised within the next decade? I have no plans to stop smoking it on the daily, but am getting to the age where I can't be dealing with dealers anymore.

Did you, at any point, consider taking action against the hijacker? Obviously you knew the door was locked, but did you start to formulate a plan?