Farnswirth

If that's true this guy's a real grade-A dumbass.

Antarcticles.

So... can you explain THIS:

http://i.minus.com/isxY6j6IavKLM.gif

Yeah dude, they can't call your workplace or call your boss. That's definitely illegal. Document that shit and send to a lawyer. Don't even threaten, just do it.

It's pointless to try to regulate the sale of Lye. Any half decent chemist can make it out of table salt.