Ferfrendongles

Why can't I feel empathy and injustice reading OPs story just because I'm a dude? That's not really fair.. I know I sound stupid for saying this, but sometimes, when girls say stuff like this, it makes me feel pretty bad, but I feel like I'd get laughed at if it I said anything.

I bet it's some mix of the fact that women are less likely to resort to violence, cops only need to feel threatened to use deadly force, and male cops not feeling threatened by women.

How is the ball so resilient? What's it made of, just vinyl? You said that a storm popped the ball out of an alley like a champagne cork, and then the pic of the ball's first debut... balling, it's sort of wedged under this bridge, on gravel.

Could you go into the details about how you made it?

Don't worry, you're just a hipster and unknown laws regarding interstellar transportation don't have to make themselves known to your incredulity.

Ah, rationality. You so rarely show your face here. I thought we'd made you mad.